This radio silence broken to bring you annoying whining about the weather

Jul 21, 2011 16:25

Forty-nine degrees.

FORTY-NINE DEGREES.

49

CELSIUS

I am going to die. I am far too much of a delicate Canadian snowflake to withstand this kind of environmental insult to my system.

THIS IS TOO MUCH SUMMER.

x_x

unforgivable whining, do not want, nature hates me, talking about the weather again, drive-by, haaaaaaaate, no value

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brigantine July 21 2011, 21:15:02 UTC
Eeeeewwww, it's that kind of hot where the jug of water you left out on your kitchen counter actually turns warm, like "I can make tea with this" warm, isn't it? And all your chocolate melts in your cupboards. I hate that.

We rarely get it here, thank God, but yeah, haaaaate! /o\ I would happily send you some of our balmier breezes, if I could figure out how to pack them!

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meresy July 21 2011, 21:42:09 UTC
It is the kind of hot where the incubators must struggle to KEEP COOL ENOUGH. The kind of hot where your shoes melt if you stand to long in one place. Haaaaate.

The milk chocolate melts, the dark gets fat bloom. =/ =/

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roadrunner1896 July 21 2011, 22:36:01 UTC
I would hug you, but I am sure you can't use my body heat now.

Also, I hope when they said that it will get warmer here next week, they didn't mean that warm. Argh. That is at least twice as hot as I am comfortable with.

*sends ice cubes*

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meresy July 22 2011, 01:02:33 UTC
*wraps ice cubes in towels and places them upon strategic circulation points*

I will cross my fingers that there isn't some kind of European heatwave in the works. A North American one is quite enough thank you, Nature.

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sageness July 21 2011, 23:29:51 UTC
I was so confused, looking at the weather for Ontario, because 93F isn't bad at all, and then I saw the heat index. 111F is very, very unpleasant. :( *builds you a swamp cooler*

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meresy July 22 2011, 00:59:14 UTC
Ours is not a dry heat. And the 95F it was in my city is QUITE RIDICULOUS when you're me and don't like anything much over 80. The of course the humidity just makes everything terrible. D:

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sageness July 22 2011, 02:40:52 UTC
Yeah, I've lived all my life with 100+F summers with 80+% humidity. It's why I can't imagine people building houses without air conditioners. They're required for life.

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lyssie July 21 2011, 23:32:43 UTC
AUGH. You have my sympathies. It hasn't quite hit that, here, merely gotten up to about 40c.

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meresy July 22 2011, 01:00:35 UTC
It's so gross I can't even. When I'm looking forward to 32 degrees, things have gotten bad.

I hate hot weather. Bring back the winter! That, or I am moving to Newfoundland. *sweats*

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malnpudl July 22 2011, 02:03:03 UTC
No no no, not Newfoundland. Vancouver, where it's mild to cool to politely cold. All year long! And much more conveniently situated for the visiting of sundry fanpersons. *has all the answers for everyone else's problems*

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_unhurt_ July 22 2011, 09:33:14 UTC
i think this is excellent advice. *moves also*

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innocentsmith July 22 2011, 01:53:58 UTC
...Okay, that's freaking hot. And I say this as someone who's spent most of her life living in or near the Mojave Desert.

Canadian weather, WTAF?

*fans you*

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meresy July 22 2011, 02:15:34 UTC
It is STINKIN hot.

Worst. Ever. Literally. Records were broken this day.

Apparently it's something called a "heat bubble" but the meteos and it will NOT GO AWAY. C'mon jetstream, why you gotta be like that?

*stands in front of a/c unit*

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