Comments | mercwithabraid: ☠ 004 || Video || It's Mr. Al Coholic [Unfiltered.]

mercwithabraid

☠ 004 || Video || It's Mr. Al Coholic [Unfiltered.]

May 03, 2011 12:39

[Cue the live video feed kicking on, displaying a frequently absent mercenary with a disorganized room behind him. Obviously someone's done his redecorating lately.]

Hey you losers.

Anybody know... where I can get some booze?

it's only gay if dicks touch, tits or gtfo, this is why i cant have nice things, i need a drink, hip hop is my theme, like a boss

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[Voice] suzakubandit May 3 2011, 17:19:49 UTC

It's called th' bar.

[Voice] Aster :D mercwithabraid May 4 2011, 00:56:15 UTC

Oh really? Alright smartass.

Where's th' bar?

[Voice] Marie ^_^ suzakubandit May 4 2011, 02:23:39 UTC

In th' village. Where else?

Ya want me ta hold yer hand an' show ya or somethin'?

[Voice] I mish you D: How's your life 8< mercwithabraid May 4 2011, 02:39:29 UTC

Durr durr, I know in the village but where.

Aww, you're offering?

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[Video] toomanypetals May 3 2011, 21:58:01 UTC

...

[He was going to answer the question, but realized he'd be acknowledging he's a loser. The feed cuts out, instead.]

Re: [Video] crownedwalker May 4 2011, 00:05:31 UTC

[No worries aforementioned grump AKA Kanda.. Your bartender will market for you.]

Well, I am the bartender over at the Black Order...

However, I must request that there be no rowdiness there. We already had a problem with that. [Allen offers a slightly playful smirk.]

[[OOC: Balls, I hit reply to Kanda's comment. It works, but let me know if it's like... a problem and I'll gtfo. XD]]

[Video] toomanypetals May 4 2011, 00:17:36 UTC

...oi.

[YOU SFC THIEF.]

[Video]/[Action for Kanda? 'Cause he's a thief.] crownedwalker May 4 2011, 00:23:44 UTC

[Lets see how long Allen can play 'Dodge Kanda while he invites in customers']

It's got good food too. You should really pay us a visit!

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shard_finder May 4 2011, 01:11:23 UTC

[She looks at him in surprise.]

Why? You need some to get away from the horrible actions that you've done?

mercwithabraid May 4 2011, 02:31:54 UTC

Pfft. I regret nothing.

I need a drink to drink... I've been sober for almost three months.

[Says that like it's the worse thing on earth.] Not to mention I feel like shit.

shard_finder May 4 2011, 02:44:44 UTC

[She rolls her eyes. He wouldn't.]

[Her eyes widened and her sweet nature got the better of her.]

What's wrong with you?

mercwithabraid May 4 2011, 02:51:58 UTC

What do you mean what's wrong with me?

I need a drink. That's what's wrong with me.

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pity_bangs May 4 2011, 03:14:25 UTC

Yeah uh....there this place called a bar. Believe it or not, it's where you 'purchase' your drinks and they server them to you.

I'm on my way there now.

mercwithabraid May 4 2011, 04:00:51 UTC

....Pfft.

Like hell I'mma pay. Mind if I join?

pity_bangs May 5 2011, 01:50:56 UTC

Everything's free, dumbshit.

And no, not at all. So long as you keep it in your pants.

mercwithabraid May 5 2011, 01:56:15 UTC

I knew that already, asshole. You're the one that said something about "paying".

Pfft, you're not even worth the erection. Meet me in the front of the building.

[Video feed clicks off~]