Fanfic Masterpiece Theater

[mercuriosity]

Things that will make me hit the back button

"The other man was on fire, literally"

*back button*

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[thebaconfat]

lolololol

[mercuriosity]

Don't you hate when spontaneous human combustion interferes with your sexytimes?

I'm thinking this may be a recurring series. Some things are just too good not to share.

That's hot.

[thebaconfat]

I was totally going to suggest making this into a series.

Re: That's hot.

[mercuriosity]

LOL subject line punnery

[ladyfalcon]

Oh man badfic. I love badfic. I just can't read badfic without feeling like I'm about to literally combust.

[mercuriosity]

It wasn't badfic, is the thing. It wasn't great, obviously, but I read a lot of not-great things for the sake of porn. But all too often, I hit a line past which I just cannot take the fic seriously anymore, and then I'm forced to give up on it.

[thorne_scratch]

...I think may have used this line. But it was probably in reference to Reno, so it was actually technically correct.

[mercuriosity]

With Reno, all bets are off. Especially if sex is involved.

[thorne_scratch]

To be honest, Reno is more likely to be on fire than he is not, PARTICULARLY during sex.

[mercuriosity]

Exactly. It's like they always say: Where there's sex with Reno, there's fire. And herpes. And probably an octopus, and look, just--just don't have sex with Reno, okay.