oh god no

[mercuriazs]

Sobering thought of the day:

I flirt with boys the way Puck flirts with men.

Noooooooooo.

I've ruined myself for normal human interactions.

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[fahye]

I shouldn't laugh. BUT I AM LAUGHING.

I don't think I flirt like Lucifer. Thank goodness. Though Lucifer's version of flirting is something like: show up. Laugh. Do not be actively horrible to people. --> RESULT

Sometimes Often he doesn't even need that last one.

[mercuriazs]

Ahahaha, I was about to say. The last one, I do not always see it show up!

Puck's flirtation style tends to vary depending on if the flirtee is likely/able to reduce him to component molecules, but. Two things I've noticed he really enjoys THAT I ALSO DO

[rowanberries]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I mean. Aw. *Pets brightly*

I... actually, now you mention it, I kind of do flirt like Havelock. By which I mean... don't know how to!

[mercuriazs]

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY MAN.

I kid you not, the guy I'm trying to seduce? We had this conversation:

MERC: "So how was your birthday?"
HIM: "Anti-climactic, actually."
MERC: ".... >.>"
HIM: "Oh no--"
MERC: "... Let me know if you need a little help with that!"

(Followed by me bursting into a fit of giggles and going "Okay, okay, I'm done!" To which he replied "... I wasn't.")

So does this mean that if we meet, I'm gonna be like "HEY BABY" and you'll be like "... Indeed"?

[rowanberries]

Heeeeeeee. Mind you, I understand that that was handed to you. You couldn't help that.

*Cackles* And probably. Although hopefully things won't just devolve into knifeplay, which most of at least early Puck/Havelock seemed to. Oh, boys.

[batyatoon]

*should not laugh*
*is laughing*