Lick Your Way Out the Front Door Day

[mercuresque]

I had grown a beard and was sporting cobwebs from every extremity before the phone finally rang.

The Yellow Cab dispatcher cheekily announced "You're in luck!"

Luck?!? I have been phoning any and every cab service in the city all day* without getting through. My finger hasn't left the redial button for the last two-and-a-half-hours and my little

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[charis]

My dear mercuresque. Hooray for moms! I would most certainly like to get shitfaced with you. Also, I would like to bring you the little something that I got for you. Oh and hooray for getting dumped by homosexuals. We should start a club.

phone elbow

[ohforgodssake]

Does this mean I have to update MY profile page to "dumping straight girls"?

I love you and your mom. And firewater. Pass it over.

Re: phone elbow

[mercuresque]

I have ze firewaterr.

Name ze time and ze place.

(Time better be today/tonight, though.)

You should update your profile to "dumping goddesses on account of self being closeted homosexual".

I have missed you terribly

[notoriousbrb]

and that is all I have to say