"you keep your money in a safe but you keep your safe in a glass case"

[mercuresque]

Did you guys notice how they took away my background graphic, so I had to replace it with some half-faced chick? I'm still not used to it; it's a bit of a downer every time I pull up my main page. So very SuicideGirly. I miss my creepy blue-faced man. Please bring the creepy blue-faced man back

Comments

[anonymous]

i had a very nice birthday despite myself & my own capacity to try to make things suck just in case they turn out to suck & then i don't suffer disapointment, thanks for your wishes!

skinned

Mas, por favor

[notoriousbrb]

"So I just sat there and thought, quite privately, about sex for a little while. It was nice."

And you thought what about sex? How am I supposed to live vicariously through you if you don't post the sordid details? Do tell me it was something steamy! I mean, you were soaked to the bone and riding a bike. This has got to be good.