"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is
dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast
is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then
dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches
above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form
the basis of a high-speed monorail system."
I know things look bleak right now, but I have faith in you, and I know you'll find your place and find something that pleases you and that you'll pull through. You know I'm always here for you, if you want someone to listen to you. I love you. Hang in there
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dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast
is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then
dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches
above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form
the basis of a high-speed monorail system."
I know things look bleak right now, but I have faith in you, and I know you'll find your place and find something that pleases you and that you'll pull through. You know I'm always here for you, if you want someone to listen to you. I love you. Hang in there
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