www.superficial.com

[meowallykt]

My friend Heather called me the other morning to tell me about this editor position on a website called thesuperficial.com. Its a site that basically gives celebrity news and gossip while ruthelessly making fun of them. Sounded like my cup of tea and she told me to apply. I figured what the hell. If they don't respond back at least I have some

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[biancasucia]

omg I peed a little on my computer chair as I was reading this
does it take you long to write these gems or do they just pop out of your little head onto the screen?

[meowallykt]

the one about bo was easy, as soon as i read about the intestinal blockage, the material just started flowin (no pun intended)

[biancasucia]

ewww and who calls ANYONE "lover" under the age of 40?

[biancasucia]

well they must be cheesy lesbians b/c I know plenty and none of them say LOVER...they usually say "bitch"

[braid_my_mer]

i think if we made babies, the world would blow up.

are you in or are you in

[corda]

cheaters cheaters are no fun

[braid_my_mer]

I LOVE YOU BABY

[biancasucia]

you should join
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=ohnotheydidnt
its a community where they post celeb gossip and make fun of them

[corda]

so i already clogged the toilet at my roomates' house.
LONG STORY TURNS OUT IT WASN'T ME BUT I HAD A TURD FLOATING FOR A WHILE.

but i was like no fear kids we can poop in bags and leave them flaming on people's doorsteps ala billy madison.

so trust me..i've got plenty of amo for you.

[meowallykt]

hells yeah....and i have a tiny bladder which helps because if u take enough vitamin c, piss can be flammable :) U poo and I pee, deal?