House porn

[menthe_reglisse]

My name is Menthe-Reglisse and I like to look on Rightmove for houses I could never, in a million years, afford to buy. And probably wouldn't want to anyway because they're too grand and too far away from my Life (geographically and socio-politically). But it doesn't have to be realistic to be fun. Tonight's findings, in Cornwall:

Two Georgian(ish)

Comments

[makyo]

The house just along the road from us is on the market. Apparently it was built for a local crime boss, who was finally arrested (during a dawn raid where uniformed police removed boxes and boxes of assorted papers from the house), tried and convicted a few years ago. It's the sort of house you might have built if you were very rich but had almost no taste.

[menthe_reglisse]

Indeed. /snobbery

[menthe_reglisse]

Sorry to have induced panic, however irrational.

What perfect-sounding tenants!

But yes, I seriously covet your current house.