so i walk out of my building tonight, adjusting my headphones, preparing for the walk to the T. i see a bag blowing down the sidewalk towards me, but don't pay it much attention.so a few seconds later i look up and realize that the bag isn't a bag! it's a SKUNK. yes, my arch-nemesis, one of the few animals on this earth i actually have negative ( Read more... )

( EVERYONE LOVES THE T )

i listened to my boss vomit for 5 minutes straight when i was on the phone with him today. in the middle of the conversation he told me to hold and tried to hang up the phone (and thought that he did), and proceeded to puke for 5 minutes straight. it was perhaps the funniest thing i have heard in a long time ( Read more... )

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epworth methodist church on the passion of the christ

i love church signs!

for the record: i will never pay 1 dollar to play ms. pac man, no matter how much i may love her. those arcade game operators are on crack. seriously. i'll find another place to eat power pellets, thank you very much.

oh and blinky - this isn't over yet.

i have new neighbors. they moved into apt. b, which is the apartment that the kid who skipped out on his rent used to live in. it's a black man who seems to be in his 30s, and a white woman about the same age ( Read more... )

11:30pm: knock on door. i answer it, and it's a guy in pajama pants and a white bathrobe. i'm sure he's going to tell me to turn down SCORPIONS - ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE, but instead says "hi, i live in apartment F, i'm so sorry to bother you...but do happen to have a corkscrew? wine opener?" and so i say "ummm, i don't think i do, but i have a ( Read more... )

so it appears the new thing for the "pantry" downstairs from me is to have BBQ on thw sidewalk every thursday and friday. i woke up last thursday to the smell of something burning, so i jump up and run out of bed, thinking that the stove was left on or something, until i looked out the window and saw the cardboard sign nailed to the tree outside ( Read more... )

i spotted this today in the mini-mart up the street from me:
( WARNING OLD MAN! )