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[mentalistecbm]

i think it's probably not good when you're only finishing a story for a secondary character and carry deep resentment toward the main character that you made up and just kind of want him to get shot or something

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[imprintofadream]

You will not sneeze out your lung, love. Need me in the doc? Is he being even more if a prick? I work in *checks* two hours but you can have me until then and after I'm done. Also, hi, I love you, wouldn't it be wonderful if you felt better completely?

[mentalistecbm]

baaaaaaaayb.

i accidently typoed that, believe it or not; i am hopeless.

[imprintofadream]

...you typoed on accident because 'baby' actually is wrong now. so technically your false 'typo' was a true spelling. your brain knows to correct the typo 'baby' now. (because typo is the language we love in)

also. OH MY GOD. ugh. so there was this sliver of 'plastic' sitting at the register at work, yes? so I pick it up to throw it away. and it's actually a really sharp piece of glass that then breaks and slivers its way under my skin. so of course I go 'oh!' and start shaking my hand around because, um, ow. but apparently I kind of flung blood all over the register and down my wrist and shit and it was gross and now, a few hours later, I can see they're two tiny ass little cuts that just gave a lot of blood. but they still hurt now and all the peroxide in the house is, of course, expired. that's what I get for living with an old lady.

so I just wanted to complain about that and say I love you.

(also, HIIIII ALEX ICON)

[mentalistecbm]

rachel, what does it say about me that us actually understand that first paragraph?

BAYB, ARE YOU OKAY? have you put on a bandage, because those two tiny, evil cuts could still get infected, right, and if it makes you feel better, my peroxide is expired, too. ISN'T PEROXIDE ALWAYS EXPIRED BECAUSE IT GETS USED LIKE TWICE A YEAR? put alchohol, no? it'll hurt like a motherfucker, but it has to be worth it afterwards.

darling.

YOU CHALLENGED MY ALEX WITH SEAN, OKAY. I CHOOSE...

i swear to you my mind finished that statement with PIKICHU! because apparently i'm the troll that never sleeps.

[phoenixnoor]

Feel better quick hun! The following pictures make me happy so I hope they make you happy too!

[phoenixnoor]

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Yes, this IS all I do these days. What of it?

[mentalistecbm]

he is the most adorable thing ever oh my god so any emotions.

NOOR, DARLING, I AM FEELING BETTER ALREADY.

that first picture -- is it real because christ.

[phoenixnoor]

OHHH ha it is SO real. I don't even get it, like he is such a chav it makes me feel a bit icky but then all the things that don't make sense - LIKE THE CAM WHOREING - God, he is such a cam whore, and the tacky British pub drunk type tattoos and the hari, jesus christ that spiky hair is just...no comment and the cap/boxers/tshirt over his neck like all that is just what nobody should ever ever find attractive but asdfdsdfds HNGG, GET IN ME TOM HARDY.

NAOW.