Congress is fun but I'm more than ready to get to senior speeches and move out. I don't know, I really like the club... maybe I'm just not the Ian Postman I used to be.

That said, I am severely excited about Tri-D Model Congress. And I will be attending, even if it means stealing my advisor's car and driving myself there. Heh Heh Heh ( Read more... )

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If there's one thing I like less than someone with a shitty sense of humor that makes several bad jokes that aren't funny the first time around, it's when that same person makes those jokes over and over again.

Finally passed the fucking road test. The old fat guy from Garden City that failed me that I went to Wantagh in order to avoid followed me to Wantagh if you can believe it. But I passed. :)

Once again, Long Beach, you have made me the proudest person in congress.
I love you guys.
F-cking amazing.

Thanks Oside for an amazing weekend, regardless of housing.

I must have the instrumental of "Pharoahe Monch Dub Plate" by Wyclef Jean featuring Kenny Rogers.
I MUST Have it.
If you want board, this is a great way to earn brownie points.

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1. Finding vaginas on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
2. Czar Paul I banished vaginas to Siberia for marching out of step!
3. The only Englishman to become vaginas was Nicholas Breakspear, who was vaginas from 1154 to 1159.
4. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into vaginas.
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