truth serum notameme!

[memphis86]

WOOOOOO!!! I love Provençal food. Can I fucking go on an eating tour of France? I HAD PIZZA WITH RATATOUILLE NOMNOMNOM...

Anyway! Have a not-a-meme that I'm pulling out of my ass:

Hi, I am drunk. If you ever wanted my honest opinion on ANYTHING, now is the time to ask before I sober up and change my mind.ETA: Aaaaand sober. How the hell did I

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[kashmir1]

UR THOUGHTS ON TOPPING/BOTTOMING IN CW RPS FICTION; SHOW US THEM.

[memphis86]

AHAHAHA

JARED AND JENSEN LOVE THE COCK. THEY FIGHT OVER WHO GETS A NICE BIG JUICY COCK TO SUCK ON.

Jensen: It's my turn! Unzip!
Jared: D: Baby can't we 69?
Jensen: NO YOU ARE TOO TALL, I END UP LICKING YOUR BELLYBUTTON.
Jared: I LOVE THAT ZOMG 69 TIME NOW
Jensen: ... FUCKING LET ME HAVE IT COCKZILLA!
Jared: FINE BUT YOU ARE FUCKING ME ALL NIGHT LONG, BITCH.
Jensen: OMG You are fucking going to town on my ass tomorrow then.
Jared: FINE

And then they have to come up with a chart and gold stickers to calculate who is owed more cocktime. Sandy helps because she loves craft projects.

[kashmir1]

OMG YAY. I LOVE IT. \o/

[tabularassa]

LMAO I love that:) Um, so like, I still want to see a picture you. Can I has? *is major geek*

[certainthings]

Do they get each other little bathroom towels that say "His" and "Sasquatch"

That is adorable. I hope that's a FACT. Wait, no. That IS a fact.

[memphis86]

It totally IS. And the Sasquatch one has a little embroidered one in the corner, it makes Jared go splee!

[cathybites]

The upcoming presidential election and the ramifications it will have, both on a national level and a global one. Please address, in detail, the effects on popular culture, national policy, foreign relations, global economy, and any other relevant topics each of the leading three candidates will have if elected.

OR THE EPIC LOVE OF SAM AND DEAN.

or a combination of the two.

[wendy]

Who would be pres and who would be vice? THERE IS FIC POTENTIAL THERE.

[memphis86]

HOBVIOUSLY SAM IS THE BOY KING. Dean would be the first HusbandBrother. Sam would probably ask Hilary to run with him, and Bobby to be his Secretary of Defense.

[wendy]

Sam is gonna rule the world one way or another, yeah? And I'm picturing Dean in a suit posing with orphans for photo opps. And like, some homophobic rival is all...*narrows eyes* but Sam wins ANYWAY. Obviously.

[wendy]

Sam's fave sexual act is...

And why. And how he convinces Dean to do it.

Wait. Are those opinion questions??

[memphis86]

They are whatever my gin-soaked brain comes up with lovey.

Sam's fave sexual act is...

DEAN NAKED IN CHERRY JELL-O. Oh wait, sex act? He's into snowballing.

He doesn't HAVE to convince Dean to do it. Because after he comes in Dean's mouth, he just GRABS him and holds his face close and kisses Dean's mouth open, licking his way and filling his own with Dean's spit and his own come, salty and warm on his tongue and Dean's kinda shaking at first because, damn it he's HARD and it hurts and Sam hears the little whimpers he makes and unzips his jeans, breaks the kiss to make Dean spit on his palm so he can grab Dean's cock and start pumping it hard while he swallows.

:D

[certainthings]

nnnng.

What about felching before snowballing? Are they into that?

[memphis86]

Only on days that end in Y.

[openmydoors]

No questions, but must marvel at your use of tags. LOVE THEM. :D