What the world needs now, is foodporn...

[memphis86]

My mother sends me my horoscope every morning, here it is:

Libra

Ever hear the saying about cutting off your nose to spite your face? The stars say it's relevant right now. An action seems satisfying in the moment, but after a while, you'll see that it's your loss. Reconsider

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[bobthesungod]

What was pornish pixies about? Well porn, yeah, but for some reason, I'm getting an image of MSN messenger 100x100 icons with big letters saying "FREE PORN!!"

And in regards to strawberries, kissing with them is FUNNNNN. -grins-

quote: "Chocolate sauce"
I thought I was the only one who called it that and not chocolate syrup! Whenever I say "chocolate sauce", everyone always looks at me funny.

[memphis86]

Pornish Pixies was a repository of Harry Potter smut. It had been quite active for the past 4 years, and it's a shame that it went in the blink of an eye. Le sigh.

Oh man, I have been gorging myself on strawberries and cream the last few days because it's apparently cheap strawberry season. Mmmmmm.

I switch between the two, I think of chocolate syrup as like, Fox's U-bet or Hershey's. Chocolate sauce is melted chocolate mixed with like, condensed milk or something. Man, I should never post hungry.

[darth_fez]

its always chocolate sauce over here in Australia!

*tear* for pornish pixies. that comm rocked so hardcore.

power to the food!porn xD

[altiloquent]

I ran a food porn comm in HP and I am always woeful when I realize how little of it there is in SPN.

[memphis86]

It's sad, I would totally love a SPN-foodporn community, or challenge, or drabble-athon, or like "John Winchester: Iron Chef"-AU wherein Sam and Dean were raised to be sous-chefs.

Again, posting hungry is never good. *runs off for a sammich*

[grackles]

From what I understand, it's not content, it's interests.

Here's how it was explained to me: through the 'search interests' function, it can be claimed that lj is facilitating networking between pedophiles, which is apparently something they can be hammered for legally.

I can't be entirely sure, of course, but that seems to be the deal.

And man, I LOVED the cake thing. Just the potential for cake, it really does make the world better. And pumpkin pie.

[memphis86]

And it's just plain ridiculous, using interests to nail LJ-evildoers, is like profiling. I'm sure there are still child molesters on LJ who don't put "fucking underage kids" in their interests. Since when are LJ-interests the litmus test of our character??

There needs to be like 10x more cake in all our lives. Impala-shaped cakes. Mmmmmm...

[grackles]

Hahaha, that's an insane interest right there.

CAAAAAAAAKE.

[fourfreedoms]

I just wrote a post in regards to ljs response and rationale behind all the deletions. I looked at it and I was like, huh, that's funny, you can't possibly mean to say that it doesn't matter what it says in the journal as long as it's in your interests. Getting rid of the Nabokov comm? That's going above and beyond the call of duty.

[memphis86]

I already commented on your entry but just to reiterate *nodnod*, totally agree with you. You really say it calmly and clearly. (which is more then I can say for myself, oy).

Getting rid of the Nabokov community was DISGUSTING and scary. Like, is Lolita on the LJ-banned book list now? What's next, deleting people interested in Flowers in the Attic? Are we in Fahrenheit 451?

[fourfreedoms]

I wanted to rage and be like, you idiots, tell me on what terms is incest illegal, because when I look it up, it says that it varies on a state by state basis, what laws are you choosing to apply to yourselves and which other ones are you choosing to disregard.

Anyway, on a lighter note, food porn is teh wonderful. There was some good stuff in HP fandom.

[memphis86]

LJ just needs to release a statement SOON. People are furious and they're still just sending out form letters and avoiding making any kind of polarizing statement.

But honestly, are they going to put out an itemized list of words you can't be interested in? Like the 7 deadly LJ sins: incest, murder, pedophilia, reading nabokov, stealing, rape, and baby eating.

I totally want to start a food!porn comm or challenge. Because I'm apparently a masochist and don't already have enough on my plate :D

[ex_rosegany]

Food!porn is teh win. If you want to start a food!comm challenge thing, I would be all up in it. Hey...we could start one! Each week we could have a food or something, and then the fics would come in! *nudges* Huh, huh, huh?

Our show rocks food, tunes, cars, folklore, Latin, and pretty much the world. I need more buttons on my messenger proclaiming this...

And now I am off to check out spn_harlequin, damn you - as if I don't have enough projects that refuse to finish themselves (damn them, actually). And for serious, I am serious about that comm. If we don't start it, someone better.

[memphis86]

Oh man, I totally would be down for doing like a food!porn fic/drabble-athon! Like I'm too lazy to do weekly challenges, but maybe just have a long [grocery] list of foodstuffs and have people claim one! And they can be like sweet (candy, chocolate, cake) or smutty (bananas, edible panties). OMG *drools* food!porn :D

Also? DO EET. Join spn_harlequin and celebrate the end of the LJ freakout by writing some schmoopy cornball-romance porn! :D

[ex_rosegany]

Mmm, I think that's a delicious idea...

If I build it, will you come...be a part of it?

*facepalm at silly attempt to reference Field of Dreams*

But hey, I might be onto something there...

If we build it, they will come.

*snarkles*

[memphis86]

Oh my God, I totally would. I SO WOULD. I want SPN-foodporn. WANTS IT. :D