Challenge! IF IT AIN'T CRACKED DON'T FIC IT!

[memphis86]

Once upon a time, katjad and memphis86 had a perfectly innocent discussion of how Jared's ass seemed to be a recurring theme in our conversations.

katjad: jared's naked ass as a leitmotif!
memphis86: YES!
memphis86: Jensen has it blown up in black and white for a centerpiece in his front hall
memphis86: so you walk into his house and it's like, ASS!
memphis86: And then Jensen comes in dressed like Hef
memphis86

Comments

[peccare]

OH MY GOD WRITE THE VERSE I LOVE YOU.

[peccare]

HAHA ESSAYS. SOMETIMES I AM ALL LIKE SOCIAL JUSTICE CAN BE ACHIEVED IN MANY WAYS, FOR EXAMPLE, JENSEN SUCKINS COCK ACHIEVES A JUST OUTCOME BECAUSE JENSEN'S MOUTH IS PRETTY AND HE THINKS COME IS TASTY.

[memphis86]

*DIES* AMAZO.

Jared is perfect. He's like an unopened pack of printer paper, or an unsharpened pencil.

Office supply kink FTW!! I love bashful-and-yet-comfortably-naked!Jared SO MUCH!! Ohhh the way Jensen holds a pen... :D

[causeways]

"Touch me like a Mont Blanc fountain pen."

THIS IS THE NEW "SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE." FOR SERIOUS.

[shinywhimsy]

YOU WIN! \o/

[goodnight]

"Touch me like a Mont Blanc fountain pen."

AHAHAHAH OMG OMG OMG YOU WIN AT EVERYTHING EVER. Oh MY God, this was brilliant. You must make this a verse and go into the back story as to how a nudist came to work at the office and why he is a nudist and stuff and obviously MORE OF THIS GENIUS EEEEE

[setissma]

oh my god. what am I going to do with you?

[setissma]

I feel like the answer is probably, like, "keep you around forever" but really, who knows with these things. :>

[laceandgrace]

AHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. *wipes tears from her eyes*

BRILLIANT

[dee_bloom218]

*has died from laughter*

[insaneboingo]

OMG. Please.. please write this verse. This is so frickin' hilarious. LoL!

[dream_wia_dream]

Oh, Mister Ackles
*dies laughing*
*gigglesnerk*

I love you even more (if that were even possible). hee hee hee