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[memphis86]

Once upon a time, katjad and memphis86 had a perfectly innocent discussion of how Jared's ass seemed to be a recurring theme in our conversations.

katjad: jared's naked ass as a leitmotif!
memphis86: YES!
memphis86: Jensen has it blown up in black and white for a centerpiece in his front hall
memphis86: so you walk into his house and it's like, ASS!
memphis86: And then Jensen comes in dressed like Hef
memphis86

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[ignited]

Um. I totally meant to write this around Christmas, and didn't. Sam is cursed into a reindeer and Dean is cursed into a snowman. Yeeep.

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The month’s starting off slow for business in the Christmas village. They’ve got the snow-real and fake, the fake stuff scattered like Styrofoam in patches, Santa’s ‘helpers’ spraying white stuff here and there-the lights, the rickety old toy trains that’ll probably blow up after one too many kids knocking ‘em, but there’s hardly any customers.

Might be the weird vibe around the place, and you know, the crooked guys running it, calling on freaky ghosts that look a little too Christmas Carol, chains and wreaths around their heads. Even has this weird ghosty kid with crutches.

The other reason could’ve been the candy. But Dean and Sam are putting a stop to that.

Not like they intended to. Kinda happens when you’re investigating the place and take an innocent bite of a candy cane-maybe not so innocent, tongue swirl, but Dean’s gotta get Sam all awkward in these kinda places, it’s necessary-and

[causeways]

She totally woulda taken a look at your North Pole, man.

BWAHAHA YES. Next up: Sam is the North Pole, and Dean is the scantily-clad crossdressing exotic dancer elf!

[ignited]

Only if Dean sticks to the pole in the cold. With his tongue. And OTHER AREAS.

Theirloveissofrostbitten!

[memphis86]

AHAHHAHAAHA bitchin' scarf!!

I ♥ this soooooo much! And the SALT LICK! Sammydeer!

[ignited]

The scarf has little Impalas all over it. WITH A SILVER FRINGE.

Sammydeer = best pony deer in the worrrld. Sensitive dewy eyes of love. *_*

[ignited]

Dean can be FIERCE! And command snowballs!

...oh man, that came out wrong. HI THERE, IMAGERY!

[trueshellz]

“Sticks. For. Arms.”

“Shut up.”
LMFAO!!!!

[ignited]

Heh, that line cracked me up. :D