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[memento_mods]

HEY, INGRATES!

STOP BLOWING UP/SMASHING/SETTING FIRE TO/NATURAL DISASTERING MY APARTMENT!!

Next one is going to face con~se~quen~ces!

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[the_dead_ringer]

Not our fault! The oven decided to commit suicide!

[memento_mods]

I didn't buy my ovens suicidal.

[the_dead_ringer]

Of course you didn't. It became that way after having to spend so much time in the kitchen, never getting thanked for all of its hard work.

[memento_mods]

*unamused* Oh, really.

((He may not notice, but Daisya will make a squeaky sound if hugged and a rattle sound if shaked.))