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354. won't you be my yoko ono?

Nov 04, 2011 15:07

☁ THE RELATIONSHIP MEME

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death the kid | soul eater | ota desuthekid November 4 2011, 22:11:31 UTC

desuthekid November 5 2011, 06:06:30 UTC

[ A soft smile. ] Sounds like I'll have to work harder. I won't settle for less than number one in your heart.

signmybook November 5 2011, 06:11:19 UTC

You are number one. Just number two in the compliment department.

[She offers a tiny smile, but doesn't extend her hand. Kid may not be ready to hold hands, and she'd rather not push him into another panic attack.]

Lets go. I'll teach you magic while we eat.

desuthekid November 5 2011, 06:14:23 UTC

[ An arrogant snort, but Kid's willing to follow along. ] Death gods don't need magic.

signmybook November 5 2011, 06:24:49 UTC

[Misty shrugs it off, muttering under her breath as a bus falls from the sky, fully intending to crush Kid.]

desuthekid November 5 2011, 07:00:09 UTC

[ IS CRUSHED. Gets over it, because he's Kid. This face. ]

You're killing me, Misty... killing me... so painful...

signmybook November 5 2011, 07:01:17 UTC

[IT'S WHATCHU GET, BOI.]

Walk it off.

desuthekid November 5 2011, 07:03:45 UTC

But my heart yearns for you! Why must you shatter it so?! [ Yeah, this is what you're stuck with, Misty. Enjoy. ]

Why is this making me lol so hard? signmybook November 5 2011, 07:05:52 UTC

...

I could tear it out, if you like. Stop the pieces from penetrating your lungs.

[Oh, she enjoys it. She enjoys it quite a bit.]

because it's Kid and Kid is hilarious desuthekid November 5 2011, 07:08:37 UTC

[ You mean the pieces he's already choking on? ] A death god doesn't require assistance! The son of honorable Lord Death can manage on his own!

...why is this bus so damn heavy? Did you load it full of bricks?!

I need to stop forgetting that signmybook November 5 2011, 07:11:16 UTC

[Yeah, those ones.]

No. Not bricks. Rood nepo-

[The bus door swings open with a long, dramatic creak, before bunnies begin rushing out. Hopefully that'll alleviate that pressure, Kid.]

Just rabbits.

desuthekid November 5 2011, 07:13:32 UTC

[ And then Kid is comically swarmed by them. Woeful day. ]

Unseemly! They're humping my leg! Call off your army already, woman, you made your point!

signmybook November 5 2011, 07:15:37 UTC

[More like wonderful day. Best anniversary ever.]

They're not my army.

[Fine, though, she'll call off the rabbits. And the bus.]

Better?

desuthekid November 5 2011, 07:18:08 UTC

I think I'm going to need a massage after this.

A thorough one.

[ Hint, hint. ]

signmybook November 5 2011, 07:18:51 UTC

I'd rather not risk giving you another heart attack.

desuthekid November 5 2011, 07:21:48 UTC

That only happened once!

And all those other times...

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