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Artemis Crock | Young Justice

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Tee or Dee?

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[Only Robin would ask it in such a ridiculous manner.]

Truth.

[Dares would come later, let's start of easy. Though sometimes truth isn't easy at all.]

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[Taking it easy sounds just fine with Mr. Feet on the Coffee Table.]

What's the best thing M'gann's ever baked so far?

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[That's a trick question.] Some of her cookies aren't too bad? She's better at not burning them now at least.

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The last batch of chocolate chips were pretty good.

[Wally was nice enough to leave more than half a tray for the rest of the team...]

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They were.

[Don't kid yourself. It's not that Wally's being nice it's that M'gann has learned to make more cookies.]

So. Truth or Dare? [Eyebrow raise.]

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[Okay, you got him.]

[Without a beat of hesitation,] Dare.

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[This is like cheating. There's pretty much nothing Robin won't do. And the things he won't do she's not about to ask him to do. Just yet. Later? That mask/those glasses is/are coming off. Just watch her.]

Dare? Let's see...Sing the I'm a little teapot song and do the dance that goes with it.

[Even Artemis can have a childish sense of humor sometimes.]

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[Smirking, Robin does a flip off the couch, landing someplace in the living room with more space for his next performance.]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout ♪
Here is my handle, here is my spout... ♪

[He even tips over to the side during the appropriate part of the song. Lol, ex-performer. Or maybe he's done this before. To tick off and/or distract Mad Hatter, perhaps.]

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[Artemis waits until the end of his performance to laugh. And then she laughs hard, clutching her stomach and everything.]

You're a good sport, you know that?

[Before he can even ask.]

Give me a dare this time.

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[The dare is nothing to Robin, so he laughs it off at the end, too. Not quite the kind of thing he'd be embarrassed or hesitant to do.]

Do a dance to Lady Gaga. [Taka-taka on his wrist computer. Ah, the power of the internet. And Wayne Tech toys.] Your choice.

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[Well it wasn't meant to be anything, so it's good that it was nothing to him.]

If you record this, teammate or not I'm going to hunt you down. [She sighs.] Can that thing play music?

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It can hack into top-secret, high-security facilities. Of course it can play music!

[Look, see? He's flipping through some songs to demonstrate.]

[Oh yeah, and he's totally not gonna record this. Forgot to mention, but it's the truth!!]

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That doesn't mean it has speakers. [Artemis rolls her eyes.]

Whatever. Let's get this over with. Edge of Glory.

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["ORLY?" expression. He pulls out the USB cord thing from a glove compartment and plugs it into the sound system next to the enormous tv.]

Edge of Glory it is.

[He'll be nice and only make her dance for one chorus or something.]