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236. Once again... Texts from last night

Oct 04, 2011 12:17

Once again...

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rated: nc17, shipping-romance, fluff, rated: pg, crack-humor, rated: r, smut, rated: pg13

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naochansensei October 5 2011, 02:41:43 UTC

.........

so how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

1/2 sugarier October 5 2011, 02:48:29 UTC

........... i don't want grades, haruki sensei but if that makes you feel better....

sugarier October 5 2011, 02:50:54 UTC

--wait!! WAIT!! DON'T REPLY TO THE FIRST TEXT!!!!

you're talking about me right...???

oh my god these are just aksjdhakjsdhfffffffff naochansensei October 5 2011, 02:57:16 UTC

Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong

LMAO CRIES sugarier October 5 2011, 02:58:55 UTC

did you just call me a man whore???

OMFG #2 WAS ACTUALLY ON THE SITE MIYAJI I'M SO SORRY HE LOVES YOU REALLY naochansensei October 5 2011, 03:06:44 UTC

Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls

You're a whore with a bow and arrow

WEEPS OPENLY 1/2 sugarier October 5 2011, 03:12:02 UTC

what the hell??? who wrote that???? i'm not!!! don't believe that stuff! i'm a virgin, how can i be a whore???

sugarier October 5 2011, 03:13:06 UTC

......... IGNORE THAT LAST PART!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM GOING TO HELL FOR FINDING THEEEEEESE naochansensei October 5 2011, 03:26:07 UTC

I'm a 24 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.

I'LL MEET YOU THERE sugarier October 5 2011, 03:30:10 UTC

i didn't need to know that...

but anyway, your virginity is more important than that. do you really want me to take it even though i'm a student and you thought i was a man whore????

HOP IN THE HANDBASKET, HERE WE GOOOOO naochansensei October 5 2011, 03:39:31 UTC

You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.

ADS;LKJF sugarier October 5 2011, 03:42:47 UTC

don't make such a crude thing!! just make a normal cake!!

naochansensei October 5 2011, 03:45:47 UTC

Wait

wait

I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.

want t come over for cake batter?

sugarier October 5 2011, 04:17:15 UTC

how drunk are you?? you come over.

naochansensei October 5 2011, 04:28:37 UTC

wait that's the dorms I can't

1:27a: Um no

1:45a: Maybe

2:05a: Probably

2:38a: I'm outside, let me in

sugarier October 5 2011, 04:47:56 UTC

just hold on a second

did you bring the cake batter

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