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Ariadne | Inception chesstotem October 4 2011, 22:14:12 UTC

Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?

oniriques October 4 2011, 22:16:21 UTC

Yes.

chesstotem October 4 2011, 22:17:05 UTC

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

oniriques October 4 2011, 22:22:46 UTC

You first. Do tell me Arthur was involved.

chesstotem October 4 2011, 22:23:57 UTC

Arthur is always involved in my crazy-ass stories.

He was trying to play the hero but I had the frozen loaf of bread

oniriques October 4 2011, 22:25:13 UTC

Arthur, the hero? He was drunk as well, then.

chesstotem October 4 2011, 22:28:45 UTC

He was kinda drunk.

But the guy was seriously abt twice my size and I don't think he was going to leave me alone

oniriques October 4 2011, 23:19:07 UTC

The trouble you get yourself into.

chesstotem October 4 2011, 23:22:26 UTC

You shouldn't blame the victim

oniriques October 4 2011, 23:27:57 UTC

I don't. I blame my husband. You must have been such a dull, normal girl before him.

chesstotem October 4 2011, 23:44:14 UTC

Hey, I don't think I was boring!

oniriques October 4 2011, 23:51:29 UTC

It's all boring compared to the dream, or you wouldn't be here.

chesstotem October 4 2011, 23:52:28 UTC

Okay, okay. Point taken.

So what's your story about the frozen bread?

muchappreciatd October 4 2011, 22:17:33 UTC

Tell me this isn't a prelude to asking me to help you dispose of a body

chesstotem October 4 2011, 22:18:33 UTC

He's not dead

He had a knife

muchappreciatd October 4 2011, 22:20:50 UTC

What happened?

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