Because Mother's Day shouldn't go by without this.

May 12, 2013 22:40


The Rabbit Done Died

"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.

Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're
downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in ( Read more... )

love-affection, family, shipping-romance, fluff, rated: pg, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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Faith Lehane | Angel & Faith | 5 allmenarebeasts May 13 2013, 03:30:13 UTC
She's just laid back in bed, since she's on bed rest and not a happy camper.

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Oh, this is going to be interesting selfmade_hero May 14 2013, 07:28:52 UTC
More than 9 months of Faith as Rick's pet, about 9 months of her carrying her master's child, and several weeks since the doctor has told them they weren't allowed to have sex. Rick was starting to think Faith wanted their child born more so she could get back to being fucked to pieces by Rick than to anything else.

Going over to Faith, he looks her over. "How is my favorite pet doing?"

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allmenarebeasts May 14 2013, 12:45:13 UTC
Faith sighed, she wasn't feeling the greatest since she wasn't able to move much, "Don't call me pet," she muttered, she hated that nickname.

She moved arm over her eyes, "I wish the baby will come out already, this is not cool."

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selfmade_hero May 15 2013, 00:03:16 UTC
"Well, if you can come up with a better name denoting what you are, then so be it." He said, moving to take a seat next to her on the bed.

"Would you prefer to be cut open and have the baby taken out that way?" And spend God knows how long sedated in a hospital bed... again?

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Chelsea "Chess" Nox {} OUaT OC {} OTA thegrinprecedes May 13 2013, 20:04:37 UTC
(ooc: Give it a roll and we'll see how far along she is and who you are.)

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Jo Harvelle | Supernatural | 4 buyingmedinner May 14 2013, 03:28:07 UTC
She hated this. Absolutely hated this. She still can't even understand how she got pregnant in the first place but being completely helpless to do some things and everything else that came with being pregnant. Jo let out a groan as she bent down to try and pick something up... only to fail because stupid 8 month pregnant belly was in the way.

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Well, this will go over well with Ellen - 1 giveemhelldean May 15 2013, 09:24:38 UTC
Dean swallows a laugh, watching Jo attempt to pick up what he suspected was either a candy bar of the TV remote, which appeared to be the only two things she was interested in these days.

"Having trouble?" He asked, moving forward and bending down and grabbing the item, candy bar as he'd suspected, with ease, holding it out to her.

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When does anything ever go over well with Ellen? buyingmedinner May 15 2013, 18:44:08 UTC
"Noooo... everything's just peachy." She set a glare on him, snatching the candy bar from him and moving over to sit back down in the arm chair this room had. Her feet already hurt and she'd barely been standing for long. She waves the candy bar almost like it's a pointer.

"This baby better get the hell out soon. I am tired of being stuck here." You better believe once the baby was born they were taking turns going out hunting especially because Dean made it perfectly clear she wasn't allowed to hunt, at all, when she broke the news to him. She peels back the wrapper of the candy bar and takes a bite.

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Pretty much never giveemhelldean May 16 2013, 19:46:01 UTC
"And just where do you think you're going once it's born?" Dean asks, watching her move "Out wendigo hunting? No way. Besides, do you really think you should be eating so many of those?" Dean asks, gesturing towards the bar "Pretty sure you've gone through an entire bulk box of them."

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Darcy Lewis | Thor/Avengers MCU | 1 puny_weapon May 14 2013, 03:32:00 UTC
Please excuse Darcy while she stares dumbfoundedly at the positive pregnancy test she is holding.

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Violet Sinclair | OC | 1 do_what_i_say May 14 2013, 03:34:33 UTC
Violet knew this nausea well. Morning sickness was a bitch... a bitch she didn't think she'd be facing for a long long time... how did she let this happen... again?

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bprd_trevor May 17 2013, 14:19:00 UTC

(Got a 2~)

Trevor's just going to do what he assumes a woman would want from a friend while she's puking her guts out.

He's going to hold her hair and try not to puke himself.

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do_what_i_say May 19 2013, 07:08:30 UTC
And Violet appreciates it. Once she's done dry heaving for seemingly no reason she climbs to her feet and swishes some mouthwash. She did not miss this at all. "Blech. I'm sorry you had to see that, Trevor."

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bprd_trevor May 23 2013, 18:35:06 UTC
He reaches over, not looking at whatever it was Vi ate earlier as he kicks the toilet seat down. "Did you go out last night or should I be asking Dad if he's got any fancy antibiotics?" He's got no idea why Violet's throwing up...yet.

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