1333. TFLN

Dec 22, 2012 17:37

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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aubrey - folklore oc - ota ofthefolk December 28 2012, 15:11:04 UTC
just face planted the stairs. apparently santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... fucking bastard!!!

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/goes right back to stalking you itsnotacurse December 28 2012, 18:15:12 UTC

How much did you drink?

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ofthefolk December 28 2012, 18:34:30 UTC
not nearly enough if the pounding in and about my facial region is any indication. i think i may just lay here and die quietly.

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itsnotacurse December 28 2012, 21:04:34 UTC

You are not allowed to complain about pain to the guy who got shot. Doesn't work.

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ofthefolk December 28 2012, 21:11:15 UTC
i have been shot. several times. i am well aware of the pain involved.

and this? this is much worse. now either rescue me before the neighbours start to talk or let me die in peace.

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itsnotacurse December 28 2012, 21:12:59 UTC

You at your place?

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ofthefolk December 28 2012, 21:17:07 UTC
somewhere between the third and fifth floor at a guess. i'll be the twit looking like an upturned tortoise.

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itsnotacurse December 28 2012, 21:41:07 UTC

Be there in ten minutes.

[It's less time than that, actually--David drives pretty fast. And then he's hurrying up the stairs.] Aubrey?

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ofthefolk December 28 2012, 21:53:40 UTC
My hero.

[ There is a lot less bite to his words than there would generally be. Part of it is the aching everywhere, part of it is the alcohol and part of it is... well. Something else entirely. ]

I need to find myself a building with an elevator.

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itsnotacurse December 28 2012, 22:40:08 UTC
I didn't realize there were any that didn't have them. Disability law or something like that.

[David reaches to grab Aubrey's arm and pull him up.] Doesn't look like anything's broken, at least.

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ofthefolk December 28 2012, 22:49:54 UTC
I don't like the metal. [ He says by way of explanation. Admittedly, this is not the sort of thing he's in the habit of volunteering but he's hardly sober and quite possibly concussed.

Allowances will have to be made. ]

Makes my skin itch.

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itsnotacurse December 28 2012, 23:07:36 UTC
Any metal, or just ones with iron? [Why yes, he did do some reading. And once Aubrey's on his feet he'll slip an arm around his waist and start helping him upstairs.]

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ofthefolk December 28 2012, 23:26:33 UTC
Have you ever actually smelled metal? [ Limping upstairs on what is potentially a twisted ankle would be difficult under even the most ideal circumstances. ]

It smells... [ His face twists into a decidedly peculiar expression. ] ... well. It smells.

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itsnotacurse December 28 2012, 23:31:00 UTC
I don't think my nose is as good as yours. I can smell it a little, but not if I'm just standing in an elevator. [Well, there's no way David's carrying him up the stairs, so this is the best they'll manage.]

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ofthefolk December 28 2012, 23:41:30 UTC
Iron doesn't smell. At all.

[ Which, clearly, means something significant to someone somewhere. If he were in a slightly better state of mind he could probably figure it out himself but as of this moment he's rather more preoccupied with staying upright and therefore is unable to devote the appropriate amount of time to the matter.

Now let him just lean against you a little, David. There's a good lad. ]

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itsnotacurse December 28 2012, 23:46:06 UTC
[Yeah, David's not going to try to untangle that one. Instead, he'll just be helping Aubrey up the stairs, and of course the goddamned cat man can lean on him.] Why did you drink so much, anyway?

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