Absolute nightmare, he rolled a 1. Twice. ONE-OFF AU? DREAM? CRAZINESS? scots_fuzzOctober 7 2012, 06:29:02 UTC
[Um. He's usually better at things like this. Rose Tyler, have an incredulous blink and a nervous swallow from your favorite Scottish Copper.] 'M sorry, wha' did ye say?
D: And her roll was ... WHAT again? :oscots_fuzzOctober 7 2012, 07:09:17 UTC
[Whatever works, just not permanent in verses. He'd be a nervous wreck for way too long.]
[Oh come on, his English is perfectly understandable, Rose conveniently chooses to ignore the fact that she's familiar with his speech patterns when she's mad at him. Stop that, please?] Erm. The last part? [The whole thing really, but... um. The last bit was most important, aye?]
OH GOOD GOD.scots_fuzzOctober 7 2012, 07:29:58 UTC
[YUS POOR LIAM. (Poor bb too, but OMG POOR LIAM! :3) And yay!]
[But he didn't... He wasn't doing anything this time!] I was list'ning, I was! Bu- but why's it got tae be Mars? Wha's wrong with havin' 'er born on th' Earth?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE RILEYlone_defenderOctober 7 2012, 07:35:12 UTC
[Ish always about Riley innit?]
[She throws up her hands and huffs. And. ...Marches to a chair. It's totally marching. Don't you even call it anything else.] Why m'I even trying? You never listen!
:C HEUNO BUT LONE, DHIS IS WEIRD. CAN DHEY CUDDLE IN NORMALVERSE LATER?scots_fuzzOctober 7 2012, 08:07:42 UTC
[Nooooo? :3]
[It's totally ...marching. Yes. She's not waddling moving in that endearing way. At all.
Shiiit shit shit shit she's royally ticked at him again.] I jus'--[Oh fuck it. Puppy dog face is a go as he kneels in front of her, gently grabbing a hand.] Tell me again, Rose, mebbe it'll get through me thick skull this time? [He brings her hand up to kiss it and gives her his best apologetic smile...]
AWH YIS OF CORSE BBlone_defenderOctober 7 2012, 08:26:40 UTC
[Is so :3]
[She is always endearing when she walks. She just also happens to be able to march when she wants to. Get it right.
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...Ffffff. The puppydog eyes and the sweetness isn't fair to a lady laden with hormones. It's cheating. She froowwns a moment, before sighing and squeezing his hand a bit.] Alright, alright, turn 'em ooofffff. I was just saying...we need to visit mum. She's got nursery things she wants to give us, and she's not gonna accept 'no'.
[Absolutely correct. No waddling allowed. Even though she so totally does it.
He does not cheat. He takes proper advantage of his good looks is all. Okay fine he dials back his beggy eyes.] Since when 'as she taken 'no' f'r an answer? [He grins and leans in to kiss Rose's temple. Tyler women are scary when it comes to how in the world does he manage to do everything wrong?]
He doesn't do everything wrong! He just doesn't listen. Ever. Clearly. She le--edges down a bit to kiss his temple right back.] When she asks if you're kidding. Sometimes. You're gonna have to talk to her about what it is and if it'll fit in the flat.
He listens! He just doesn't... HE LISTENS! First time he met Jackie, he'd done wrong by looking like someone he'd never met and getting an earful from her... that's why he's always done wrong.]
Wha' else could she possibly have tae give us? We've already got th'spare room stuff'd tae th'gills wi' baby thengs, love.
Yes. Well. It's not Jackie's fault he's got the face of someone who's badly broken her daughter's heart before. The threat to take a spoon to him was entertaining though, wasn't it?]
She says she's got more. Cos we missed the shower. Don't argue with me, take it up with her.
You're still arguing with me over it, and it's not gonna change what she wants, Riley. [That's a warning tone, Mister, you don't want her to continue on that path or there will be shouting.]
[Well the Look of Death she gave him when she found out Rose was having his baby might indicate otherwise. Also the screeching and the wine glass she brandished after it shattered in her hand.]
Bu' et's your flat an' we don't have room, love! I've told her dozens'f times we don't mind leavin' things at th' estate. [He's backing himself into a corner, isn't he?]
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[At English, or at siring children?] What part of that did you miss?
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[Oh come on, his English is perfectly understandable, Rose conveniently chooses to ignore the fact that she's familiar with his speech patterns when she's mad at him. Stop that, please?] Erm. The last part? [The whole thing really, but... um. The last bit was most important, aye?]
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[He should stop making her angry then and start listening!] The last part was 'the hospital's on Mars'. You're not listening again.
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[But he didn't... He wasn't doing anything this time!] I was list'ning, I was! Bu- but why's it got tae be Mars? Wha's wrong with havin' 'er born on th' Earth?
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[She throws up her hands and huffs. And. ...Marches to a chair. It's totally marching. Don't you even call it anything else.] Why m'I even trying? You never listen!
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[It's totally ...marching. Yes. She's not waddling moving in that endearing way. At all.
Shiiit shit shit shit she's royally ticked at him again.] I jus'--[Oh fuck it. Puppy dog face is a go as he kneels in front of her, gently grabbing a hand.] Tell me again, Rose, mebbe it'll get through me thick skull this time? [He brings her hand up to kiss it and gives her his best apologetic smile...]
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[She is always endearing when she walks. She just also happens to be able to march when she wants to. Get it right.
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...Ffffff. The puppydog eyes and the sweetness isn't fair to a lady laden with hormones. It's cheating. She froowwns a moment, before sighing and squeezing his hand a bit.] Alright, alright, turn 'em ooofffff. I was just saying...we need to visit mum. She's got nursery things she wants to give us, and she's not gonna accept 'no'.
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[Absolutely correct. No waddling allowed. Even though she so totally does it.
He does not cheat. He takes proper advantage of his good looks is all. Okay fine he dials back his beggy eyes.] Since when 'as she taken 'no' f'r an answer? [He grins and leans in to kiss Rose's temple. Tyler women are scary when it comes to how in the world does he manage to do everything wrong?]
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[SHE DOES NOT.
He doesn't do everything wrong! He just doesn't listen. Ever. Clearly. She le--edges down a bit to kiss his temple right back.] When she asks if you're kidding. Sometimes. You're gonna have to talk to her about what it is and if it'll fit in the flat.
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[RIGHT.
He listens! He just doesn't... HE LISTENS! First time he met Jackie, he'd done wrong by looking like someone he'd never met and getting an earful from her... that's why he's always done wrong.]
Wha' else could she possibly have tae give us? We've already got th'spare room stuff'd tae th'gills wi' baby thengs, love.
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[GOOD.
Yes. Well. It's not Jackie's fault he's got the face of someone who's badly broken her daughter's heart before. The threat to take a spoon to him was entertaining though, wasn't it?]
She says she's got more. Cos we missed the shower. Don't argue with me, take it up with her.
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[But it's not his fault either! And it was his face she threatened, so it wasn't entertaining at all, no.]
We're already borrowing Tony's bassinet, yer mum's rockin' chair, both sets 'f baby carriers an' god knows wha' else. We've already got new clothes an' nappies an' ...newfangled baby thengs I've got no idear what tae do with. What else d'we need?
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[Oh it's not like she'd actually do it.]
You're still arguing with me over it, and it's not gonna change what she wants, Riley. [That's a warning tone, Mister, you don't want her to continue on that path or there will be shouting.]
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Bu' et's your flat an' we don't have room, love! I've told her dozens'f times we don't mind leavin' things at th' estate. [He's backing himself into a corner, isn't he?]
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D'you know where that argument's gonna lead ya? Straight to the estate. [Yes. Yes he is.]
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