1142. By popular demand

[lone_defender]

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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Liam Riley || OC || OTA -- het for smut

[scots_fuzz]

[Any verse. Previous threaders may get a warmer reception.]

BROKEN. Even though Bond is highly tempting Madam :|

[lone_defender]

Rose never knocks, because the TARDIS has always been good about letting her know when not to go barging in on Jack or Amelia and Rory or such, so knocking has never been necessary. Even if she hadn't, it's been a very long time on her own.

Thus, she doesn't even think twice about barging in on him when she comes up with an idea for the next stop. "I think that you'll--" At which point, in case he's ever wondered, it's revealed that Rose Tyler does indeed still squeak. At appropriate moments.

OH good lord darnit. For Broken, 1 seems fitting... Thank you RNG for being so unhelpful.

[scots_fuzz]

Let's be honest, Liam's moan sounds as if he's in the middle of a pretty painful bout of stomach cramps, doesn't it, Rose?

Erm.

Well. Scratch that.

That's not his stomach he's clutching under his bedsheets.

His ears perk up when he hears Rose's squeak coming from the door, his senses overstimulated for ...reasons. He lets out a surprised, slightly strangled "Oh god!" and reaches to pull the nearest object--a green and brown striped pillow--over those reasons. He knew the TARDIS had adopted a somewhat-open-door policy after he'd agreed to stay on with Rose, but this was ridiculous!

RNG is special like that.

[lone_defender]

His sex noises are admittedly...pretty unsexy. If they were more distinguishable maybe she'd have known to knock. Also, it's just possible if he were more exposed the TARDIS would have known not to let her barge in.

Or...it wouldn't have. So the sheets are probably for the best. This way he can continue to assume she doesn't have a fair idea of what's under them. Which she might not. Different universes and all.

Anyway, since there's nothing exposed, despite her initial startling and pointedly looking away...her discomfort fairly quickly becomes giggles.

Yeah.

Sorry, Liam.

Yes. :| Yes it is.

[scots_fuzz]

Well he thought he'd closed the door completely and that would be close enough! He still doesn't trust the locking mechanisms on any of the TARDIS' doors yet, although apparently he's going to have to shove a chair under the bedroom door handle when he's... otherwise occupied.

"Good lord ye weren't meant tae--Och, mo Dhia." He slips into Scots Gaelic, it's embarrassing enough already he's been caught masturbating, but now she's giggling at him? His cheeks burn red and he gathers more sheets around him, covering himself more--and at least he hopes she doesn't have a fair idea of what's under those sheets. Their roles with each other are Tour Guide and Tourist as far as he's concerned, nothing more.

Not that he wouldn't mind a proper friendship. It's just still ... early days he supposes!

Will you stop. Laughing? Rose Tyler?

Always :|

[lone_defender]

Well it's not like they've established 'open door is go, closed door is private fun time' have they? Rose believes in the healthy sex lives of people on her ship so the time doesn't need to be private. Which is why she took him to the place with the sapphires and green ladies?

She's sorry for barging in an giggling, really! It's just--he's all sort of...pearls clutching and--hey the TARDIS had to translate that!

She...waves, but she's redfaced more from trying--and failing--to keep in the odd sporfle than embarrassment. "Sorry! Y'know there's locks, Liam!"