1109: The Star Wars AU Meme

[pplaretheworst]

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Clint Barton | MCU | Grey/Former Jedi & Bounty Hunter

[hawkzler]

(Used to be a Jedi. Not so much anymore. Possibly mind-wipey-ness happened.)

[hawkzler]

Magenta is a better Sith color. We like red, you know, but it's red-ish enough.

[indestructigirl]

Magenta is awesome. Maybe it'll be the redder side of magenta. Either way I'm gonna kick some ass with my lightsaber.

[hawkzler]

Yeah I think you are, no matter the color.

[indestructigirl]

You know what would be awesome? [Yes, she's randomly jumping into a new subject because that's how Claire rolls.] If you could have a bow that shot little lightsaber arrows.

[hawkzler]

An energy bow? I'm working on it. *That's okay, it's one of his favorite subjects.*

[indestructigirl]

Really? [She might have just flailed a little.] Can I have one?!

[hawkzler]

Padawan, I don't even have one yet. So no. But you get a magenta lightsaber, so don't complain too much.

[indestructigirl]

But what about after you get one, can I have one then? [Jedi puppy eyes: activated.] Pleeeeeease?

[hawkzler]

*This is his resting face, Claire.* You're already getting a lightsaber, you expect to have both?

[indestructigirl]

Well, yeah. A good warrior needs both hand-to-hand and ranged weapons. Aren't you gonna have both?

[hawkzler]

Yeah, but I'm the Master and you're the Apprentice.

[indestructigirl]

But the whole point of being an apprentice is so you can one day be as good as, if not better than, your master.

[hawkzler]

You still have to master the lightsaber first before you get something else, kid.

[indestructigirl]

Oh, like that's gonna be hard. I can totally do two things at once. [Mostly.]

Tyrannical Sith Lord ftw

[youhaveheart]

[Well, hello there, bounty hunter. He's more interested in the parts of you that are responsive to the Force]

Are you sure you won't join me, Jedi Barton?