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Rose Tyler | Doctor Who | OTA

[lone_defender]

Shame.

["Sorry, what time is it?"]

Bwuahahaa Tyler can be the one effected this time!

[scots_fuzz]

Wha's a shame? [That would be Riley, blinking at you, Tyler. Wat do?]

Rilleeeeyyyy

[lone_defender]

It participates that that the trips go they come they be, wounded that?

[Shame what?]

:3 Yu knoe we luffs yu Tyler!

[scots_fuzz]

[Riley's stance shifted and he gave her a look.] Ye're no' makin' any sense, Tyler. [Because clearly they're at work.]

Do yu?

[lone_defender]

[She squints at him.] First Prize

[You're the one who started on about shame.]

Yus we du!

[scots_fuzz]

He takes her response as a "You got it in one" affirmation. And that she's in one of her weird "worky" moods. Joy. They'd left the flat that morning in such a good state though! Riley was still riding high on his good feelings!]

Och, First Prize ay? Wha' else do I get fer tellin ye ye're no' makin' sense? [Okay fine, mebbe he's being a bit of a smartass.]

o-oh okey :3

[lone_defender]

[She's in a great mood! She was about to suggest lunch somewhere quiet and preferably private.

Now he's just..being irritating on purpose. Why?]

United States, not a cheat. You also.

["What're you on about? S'there something I should know by now?"]

:3

[scots_fuzz]

[Well if she'd just make sense maybe he'd get that!

He blinks up at her again.]

Really, Rose. All I'm hearin' out yer mouth is gibberish. Did ye handle somethin' weird in th' cataloggin' room before it got cleared f'r research or storage? [Hell, if he could turn into a dog by touching something, she could scramble the language center of her brain.]

:3

[lone_defender]

[She scoffs. As if she'd touch anything!] If you touch the heart!

[I didn't touch anything! Did you touch something again?]

Re: :3

[scots_fuzz]

[Okay, it's Riley's turn to scoff now!] I didnae touch anythin'. I came straight up here tae my desk this mornin' an' haven't left. You were th'one tae wander off!

[lone_defender]

[She gives a short laugh.] It will go that that does it that he that that does the the majority of place, understands what me automatically in the miserable movement, NOW?

[Oh NOW you understand me?]

[scots_fuzz]

[His head ...tilts... slowly as Rose's ridiculous string of words comes at him--He can tell she's forming sentences that apparently make sense to her, but he's having difficulty following.

The most concise answer he can give is:]

What?

[Apparently he doesn't, Rose. Sorry!]

[lone_defender]

[She. Stares at him.]

... If in the same day? Now.

[...You just...understood me a moment ago. Now you don't?]

[scots_fuzz]

[He gives her a sincerely apologetic look and shakes his head.]

I'm sorry, I 'ave no idea what ye're sayin', Rose.

[lone_defender]

[She frowns, and holds out her hand.]

So, we have to deal with the British. [She points at the notebook!]

[Well you're speaking English so you must understand it. Give me your notebook.]

[scots_fuzz]

[He laughs at what he hears her say and hands her his notebook and a pen. At least that bit was clear enough communication!]

Aye, we do. You're clearly no' speaking English, and I know ye cannie speak Scots. [He snorts.] Mebbe suddenly ye're capable 'f Welsh?