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[damngreenshoes]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

How To:

01. Post with your character and fandom.
02. In the box, put your text from last night. If you can't think of one, go to the TFLN site to find one. Please remember that you're the one texting the first message so please don't leave your comment blank.
03. Tag others to make it more fun! Mistexts happen all the time, right?

Comments

Tony Stark | Iron Man/Avengers | OTA

[nottheworsthing]

If I had to summarize my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"

[redintheledger]

Haha amateur.

[nottheworsthing]

Please, I'm a /professional/ alcoholic

[redintheledger]

I'm Russian what's your point.

[stillnotlegolas]

Holy fuck. Is that what we drank last night? Where am I?

[nottheworsthing]

I don't remember seeing you again after we left the strip club

[stillnotlegolas]

(5:09 am): Oh fuck. The strip club. Why did we go to the strip club?

(5:11 am): There is a naked man and his wife next to me. They have Boston accents. How did I get to Boston?

(5:12 am): Tony, I don't want to be in Boston.

[nottheworsthing]

(5:13 am): You're in Boston? Why are you in Boston?

(5:13 am): HOW are you in Boston?

(5:14 am): Also congrats on the random threesome

[stillnotlegolas]

(5:15 am) I don't know why I'm in Boston. I imagine the random threesome had something to do with it.

(5:16 am) I also don't know how I got here.

(5:16 am) Wait, they're awake. Hang tight.

(7:43 am) I am in the bathroom. They think I'm puking. Going out the window. Meet me downtown in fifteen minutes. Bring me shoes and a shirt. Please.

(7:43) Please.

[nottheworsthing]

(5:17 am) Okay

(6:47 am) Are you dead?

(7:21 am) Seriously, don't be dead. Natasha will give me so much shit if you're dead.

(7:31 am) You'd better have an amazing reason for not texting back. Seriously. You'd better be having more sex right now.

(7:39 am) Please don't be dead.

(7:45 am) Downtown Boston? That's going to take more than 15 minutes.

[stillnotlegolas]

(7:46 am) I don't care. Get there. I'm not hiding in a bush and I'm only wearing my boxers.

(7:48 am) Read the other texts. Was having more sex. These people are crazy. Had to run.

(7:50 am) Fine. Meet me at Fenway.

[nottheworsthing]

(7:51 am) Fine, I'm on my way. Think warm thoughts.

(7:52 am) You owe me for this btw

[stillnotlegolas]

(7:52 am) It is like -75 out here. I'm going to die and Nat is going to kill you for letting me.

(7:53 am) Fine. I'll hit Fury in the ass with the paintball arrow. But when I die, it'll still be your fault. And Nat will still kill you.

[nottheworsthing]

(7:56 am) I'm not the idiot who got himself stranded with crazy people in Boston. Hope the sex was worth it

(8:19 am) Okay I'm coming up the I90. Where are you?

[stillnotlegolas]

(7:56 am) It was.

(7:56 am) Well, the first time. Round two got crazy.

(7:58 am) I just surprised a family of raccoons. I'm running, now.

(8:03 am) You better be flying here right now. People think I'm homeless.

(8:05 am) Made two dollars.

(8:09 am) Someone just gave me a packet of stale crackers.

(8:13 am) Found two other people doing walks of shame. We made a club.

(8:19 am) Oh thank god. Brookline and Burlington.

[nottheworsthing]

(8:23 am) I see you. Nice bitemarks

(8:23 am) I'm the blue jag. Hop in. I brought clothes and coffee