this is the darkest timeline.

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THE BAD ENDING MEME

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Emma Swan } Once Upon A Time

[theironlyhope]

Why do we do this to them? RNG gave me 7.

[hearthunted]

Emma. [He's obviously worried, standing with his hands on his hips and chewing on his lip.] She knows where it is. Which means that as soon as she can, she's going to get her hands on it.

Because he looks pretty when he pouts. Are we going with heart disaster?

[theironlyhope]

Not if we get to it first. [She sighs and takes a step closer.]

He looks pretty all the time. Heart distaster works the best.

[hearthunted]

We need to find somewhere better to put it. I don't know where that would be though.

He does, and we're so mean to him.

[theironlyhope]

What if we bury it where Henry's castle used to be?

It's more fun that way.

[hearthunted]

And then put a stone slab or something on top of it. To make it harder to get at. But not impossible. We may need it again someday.

Re: It's more fun that way.

[theironlyhope]

Yeah, you may need your heart.

Imagine that.

[hearthunted]

Which is why we should go get it before she does.

What is the bad ending you have in mind?

[theironlyhope]

I know, I just don't know how we're going to find it when we get there.

He could always almost die again. (Because actually dying is no fun.)

[hearthunted]

We'll figure it out. We have to.

It's a good thing we're out so late. No one will see us looking.

Actual dying is unacceptable. Maybe have him drop at the mausoleum, she can go after it?

[theironlyhope]

No one except your wolf friend.

He needs to show us where to find it.

Some sort of effect of being so close to it or something? A spell for its protection?

[hearthunted]

He won't tell.

He will. He did before. He came along to help us.

[ooc: lol He's going to live to a ripe old age simply because Emma won't let him die.]

[theironlyhope]

I have a feeling we're going to need it.

[ooc: Protection makes sense to me. Especially with all the magic around Storybrooke. Emma is going to make him live forever because she can't handle him dying at all. And she's just paranoid enough to expect to have to work for that.]

[hearthunted]

Oh good. It's not just me then.

[ooc: It wouldn't have happened before because there was no spell because there was no magic, and it won't have an effect on her because the spell is only intended to keep the owner from finding it. The next question is how long he stays in the collapsed, almost-dead state this time.]

[theironlyhope]

We'll be careful. All three of us.

[Poor Graham, although Emma would say since he's almost-dead, poor her. How long do you want him out?]

[hearthunted]

We will. You have to make it back home to Henry.

[A couple of hours? That seems like a good amount of time for a spell to wear off. Where he is when he wakes up is up to her.]