random scenario meme

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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

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Darcy Lewis| Thor/Avengers

[taser_warrior]

5.2 - drinks.

[goldenhorns]

[ Really, he has no idea who this small woman is or why she keeps insisting on filling up his cup with alcohol but he can't really complain.]

...Why are we doing this?

[taser_warrior]

Nefarious reasons. [ She waves her hand as if this explains everything, and fills her own glass up with more Vodka.]

[goldenhorns]

Now those reasons I know well. [ And he's just sipping at the interesting tasting drink. A far cry from the plain wine and mead of Asgard.]

Did you really tazer my loving brother?

[taser_warrior]

Fuck yeah I did. I I mean I love the big guy now, but I just thought he was some drunken frat boy when we first met.

[goldenhorns]

Oh don't mistake my words for anger. I actually quite approve of the idea. [ And he's just sipping at his drink again before regarding her.]

You're not that scared of me. Are you? [ It's almost a refreshing change. Almost.]

post-avengers ish?

[taser_warrior]

[ She downs a short and makes a ridiculous face before answering.] Nope, I've got like a personal cavalry of friends and a taser that could fell an elephant.
So no funny business Dude.

Suuuuuuure

[goldenhorns]

I'm a god little human. Unless you've somehow trapped my brothers power into that tiny device. It wouldn't do you much good. As for your friends.. [ And he's just taking his shot and making a similar face before continuing.]

I'm sure they are hitting there chests and screaming to the night sky in victory.

[taser_warrior]

It'd be one hell of a test drive, see if my taser can fell a God. [ She does the second in her row, and slaps the table.] Okay next? We are doing tequila, but my friends deserve some victory.
They did kick you butt after all.

[goldenhorns]

I'm sure you can find some other god to "test" on. [ He grips the bar as he shots his last shot back, giving a small "ah" after.] More foul tasting drinks? And they didn't kick my ass. At least, not yet. The game is not quite done just yet.

[taser_warrior]

Hell yes more. [ Downing her last shot Darcy snags the bottle of tequila and fills each glass.] Now we can either do proper tequila shots with a lime and close hand canoodling, or we can keep downing rows like we did with the Vodka.
[ She's personally up to either after so much of Natasha's gut buster Russian quality alcohol. ]
Just wait Loki, my peeps will win.

1-11. Sneaking in. ilu RNG

[bestwithablade]

[It's pretty much mandatory for any of the Warriors Three and friend of Thor to get up to no good now and then. Fandral has many, many stories under his belt already and surely this will be no exception.

Besides. Sif shouldn't leave her things lying about.]

It is something of a rite of passage, you see, for true Asgardian males. Who can take a weapon from the Lady Sif and survive to tell the tale. It's quite a bit of fun, you see.

Oh Fandral.

[taser_warrior]

[ Why does she do these things to herself? Sighing Darcy follows behind him, half expecting to see Sif spring from the ceiling wielding her staff, promising to chase them down the block with doom on her mind.]
We are so going to die.

[bestwithablade]

Nonsense. I have successfully completed the task five times, although I do admit I was less than prepared the last occasion. Volstagg had informed her of my plans and so she had waited.

I am in very full confidence that Lady Sif is nowhere near.

[taser_warrior]

Just wait dude, she's going to materialize in a corner or something. She's crafty, very crafty. [ Actually Darcy had no idea if she was crafty, but she'd seen Sif fight, that was enough for her.]

[bestwithablade]

[He laughs.]

She will simply plan a counter-attack. I might suggest perhaps changing your sleep schedule for the time being.

[At the door to Sif's room, he presses an ear to the door to hear if she's really in there or not, and turns the knob. Really, Sif, not even locking your day? Tsk tsk.]