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The Rescue Me Meme

'Cause, sometimes, you just can’t save yourself.

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Tony Stark || Iron Man/Avengers

[aheartofsteel]

[ ooc; Pretty open, Avengers character preferred. Tony needs some rescuing. ]

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[msrogers]

[Stephanie wrinkles her nose. There was a press junket thrown especially for her. The PR team thought it would be a good idea. She knew most of the reporters just wanted to know where she's been all this time and if she's really ninety years old and what was her secret and what happened between she and either Bucky, Agent Carter, the Colonel, or Howard. There were even rumors that she was Tony's real mother and not Maria. She clenched her fists. She knew those reports would be at the junket and wasn't so sure she would be able to stop herself from punching them. She's waiting behind the scenes for this thing to start so it could end soon already]

[aheartofsteel]

[ Tony has been told about the press junket and also told to stay away. However he's not that kinda guy and if there is an event that he can ruin then he will. Against orders (as always) he shows up in a sleek suit and a folded paper in hand. ] Captain Rogers, fancy seeing you here.

[msrogers]

[She raises her eyebrow] Tony, what are you doing here? [she's dressed in her best suit. As in the best that Darcy could get her to wear without being too scandalized. From what she remembered, this junket was hers to face]

[aheartofsteel]

What? A guy can't come by to see his... [ At a lose of words for what to call her. ] ...whatever, do a press junket? Also, I'm here to prove to the press we're not related. [ Oh here, Stephanie. Have a DNA test to rules you out as the mother of Tony Stark. ]

[msrogers]

[She raises and eyebrow. They're...teammates? Usually too busy to really figure out what was going on. She looks over the piece of paper] Oh this is ridiculous! They're just grabbing at straws! I would have touched Howard with a ten foot pole! He had enough pomade to grease all the wheels of every army jeep.

[aheartofsteel]

[ Tony laughs. Actually laughs. ] Well, it's better safe then sorry. We can't keep our thing hidden forever. Not in this day and age.

[msrogers]

What thing?

[aheartofsteel]

The thing...like...the movie and the kissing and sex. It's all really good and I like it, so I hope you're wanting it to keep going too.

[msrogers]

[She blushes horribly at the mention of the sex] I...yeah, I want the whole thing to go on. And what would that whole thing be? [They're warned that they have about 30 seconds]

[aheartofsteel]

Come on, Cap. It's the 21st Century. You don't have to blush at that. [ He shrugs. ] Whatever you want it to be.

[msrogers]

I'm not the only one in this.

[aheartofsteel]

Yeah, but I can be...flexible or whatever. I've never had a- [ He struggles for the word. ] ...relationship?

[msrogers]

[She watches his expression, his body language, anything that would say "gotcha"] Tony, why did you come down here today? [But before he can answer, she's herded out to the podium]

[aheartofsteel]

I cam- [ He glares at the man herding her away. He picking slips the DNA test into her pocket as she leaves. ]

[msrogers]

[Immediately, the questions pop up. Where had she been this whole time? Is she really ninety years old? What her beauty secrets were?

"Captain! Captain! Did you and Agent Carter have an affair?"

"Captain! Were you secretly married to Sergeant Barnes?"

She sputters and tries to keep up with the questions.]

No! To both questions!

["There's a rumor going around that you're Tony Stark's real mother! Any comment?"]

I wouldn't have touched Howard with a ten foot pole and I have a DNA test right here proving that I'm not Tony's mother.

[And because she used his first name, the reporters are clamoring about Tony]