I'd hit it...

[acharmingprince]

THE "i'd HIT that" MEME

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[graceandwit]

[ALL OF THE FLAVOURS. ALL OF THEM.]

HW!AU

[beyondmethod]

... well, I've never been taught to hit a lady. Notably a young lady who works for me.

[He's still dealing with this odd not-jealousy thing going on in his head.]

[graceandwit]

[...well, this is awkward. On so many levels.]

Uh, well. [She rubs her neck, not really sure what to say.] That's ...good?

[beyondmethod]

[There's a tense moment, a glance to the side.]

I'm not upset, you know.

[This is how he deals with Meme Honesty Magic. Not speaking about the subject at the moment.]

[graceandwit]

I know, but...[...well, strictly speaking what she did in her off-time (and with who) is none of his business but even so, this doesn't sit well with her.]

[bittyforces]

Ma'am, yes, ma'am.

[graceandwit]

[Just this face, Evan. Forever and always.]

[bittyforces]

Like, six ways t' Sunday.

Sorry if that's weird.

[graceandwit]

How come I'm only hearing about this now?

[bittyforces]

Never really seemed relevant. Way better bein' friends with you than doing something stupid like asking you out and everything gettin' weird between us. You're the best, Te.

And... really, really hot.

[graceandwit]

McCartney, you knuckle-head. Telling me wouldn't have changed anything.

[She links their arms, leaning her head on his shoulder.]

You're too important to ever let go.

[bittyforces]

[...oh, if she thinks she's getting away with less than a full tight hug, she's wrong.] Thanks, Te. That means a lot.

And she did go pick the Nine to tangle with. My god, Siobhan. SUCH A BAD IDEA.

[graceandwit]

Swinging has very little to do with it, Miss Three. At some point you are actually going to have to hit me.

[Or attempt to, really.]

[smoothwhiskey]

Hit it like there's no tomorrow.