"Uh huh." Taryn just shoulders her bag, raising an eyebrow as she looks up at Puck. Okay, so she's got to admit that she's never had any problems with bullies (not for lack of them trying, it just usually only makes it to one or two insults before they notice Oh, hey, that's Puckerman's bff and back off) but that doesn't mean he gets to know he's badass. "Just make sure there's actually room for me to sit in my classes around your giant head." You know she loves you, Noah, but someone's gotta keep your ego in check.
"The classes that I would like to pass?" She rolls her eyes, elbowing him gently. "Which means I'm going to math and then English, then history." She stops, opening her locker and unloading her bookbag of the stuff for her evening classes. "But I guess this means you want me to cover for you?"
"Haven't you heard, Puckerman? I'm already a legend by proxy." It's kind of true. She can't count the number of times girls have approached her as a way to get to Noah on both hands (and probably toes). It's pretty much a known fact that if you need or want something from Puck but are too afraid to ask him yourself (or if he's already said no), T's the person to go to, even if she very rarely ever helps anyone else out. She's not his secretary.
But she is the only person seemingly interested in keeping him out of trouble. Which is what he'll get into if he skips school alone, she's almost sure of it. "...Fine. Fine. But you have to buy me lunch."
"Puh-lease, Noah. Like I would date you." She sees those looks you're throwing at the girls walking by. And if she was your girlfriend, she'd be pretty pissed. But then, it'd be dumb for her to be pissed because you make no qualms about who you are. Long story short, Puck? You're just too much trouble. She'll stick to being your friend/totally-not-secretary, thanks. "Oh great. Nice to know you have to think of me as a guy to rationalize us not fooling around. Which won't happen ever." LOL, Taryn, people say stupid shit when they're 14, don't they?
"I need a Sonic burger like I need air." She replies, but scrunches her nose when he mentions the senior's car. "No thanks, we'll walk. I don't wanna wonder if I'm sitting in you guys'...gross." The 2 minute bell rings, and the class rush starts-this'll be their best opportunity to get out without being noticed-so she grabs his hand, following the flow of the crowd towards the classes in the back of the building, ducking into a hallway and out of the side exit.
"That shit's spray painted plastic." She rolls her eyes at him. "I'm scared that if I fooled around with the Puckerone that I'd catch something. Not that fooling around with you isn't the last thing I want to do in the whole world, ever. You don't date because any girl in her right mind can actually see the words disgusting perv radiating off of your skin after about 2 weeks of association. Lucky me, huh?" To reiterate: She loves you, Dude. But she also knows you well enough to know better.
"Where do you think you got it from?" She slips her sunglasses out of her pocket and over her eyes, heading up the sidewalk.
"I don't have to know and I don't want to know. I'd rather not be another conquest for you so you keep it in your pants and we'll all be just fine. You don't date, and I don't do random strange. We're perfect together." It totally doesn't matter which one is better because 14 year old Taryn is contrary and sarcastic and won't sleep with you just to prove that she's immune to your charms, Puckerman, no matter how hot she thinks you've gotten over the summer, how hot both of your new bods are. You've been working out and getting pierced and she lost her baby weight running with you and went from an A to a C cup. It's the summer of growth, apparently. If you did date, Puck, the two of you could probably rule the school from the sheer force of your sex
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"Have you ever conducted a friendship with a girl youve made another notch in your belt? Because I, for one, dont think I could do it. Isn't that just what a relationship is anyway? Best friends who kiss and have sex occasionally?" Oh she's had him lifting weights in his room that one time in her spank bank for FOREVER. She won't deny being attracted to his, but like she's mentioned before, fucking him is way more trouble than he's worth. And being around Puck for as long as she has, she knows his view of women comes in 3 settings: family, friends and places to put his dick. She's not family, so it's kind of obvious which one she'd be. He'd sock any guy who came after her for just sex, but she can't see how that's any different than what he wants when he suggests they have sex. She does, however, love sleeping--just sleeping--with him. He's always been bigger than her, always warm, always smells so good and--don't tell that she told this--but he's a great cuddler. They were something akin to Forrest and Jenny growing up. When his
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But she is the only person seemingly interested in keeping him out of trouble. Which is what he'll get into if he skips school alone, she's almost sure of it. "...Fine. Fine. But you have to buy me lunch."
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"I need a Sonic burger like I need air." She replies, but scrunches her nose when he mentions the senior's car. "No thanks, we'll walk. I don't wanna wonder if I'm sitting in you guys'...gross." The 2 minute bell rings, and the class rush starts-this'll be their best opportunity to get out without being noticed-so she grabs his hand, following the flow of the crowd towards the classes in the back of the building, ducking into a hallway and out of the side exit.
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"Where do you think you got it from?" She slips her sunglasses out of her pocket and over her eyes, heading up the sidewalk.
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