78. The 'Rabbit Done Died' Meme

[rerun]

The Rabbit Done Died
"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.

Congratulations!
You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have  a bun in the oven. Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in

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Sash || Tron: Legacy - OC || 1

[tiny_doctor]

[Hating everyone and everything at the moment. And also wondering just how this managed to happen.]

Ugh.

Re: 1 Crack O_O

[the_gamesmaster]

Um, how far along are you? [He looked at her belly and swallowed]

Re: 2

[sonof_arjia]

[He could see she was in some discomfort as he gaged her expression]

Sash? You don't look too good.

I had to. I'm still frantically trying to get a thing posted on time, but I had to.

[sys_operator]

So.

Now what?

...somehow I always knew something like this would happen.

[tiny_doctor]

[Would smack him but she's too busy losing what little remains of her breakfast.]

Not now Clu.

As much unprotected sex as they have, oh yeah. If it's physically possible for them, it would.

[sys_operator]

... Oh. Sorry.

[Contrite, he goes to get her a glass of water.]

Which is why we have memes!

[tiny_doctor]

[It's not really fair, of course, but she's miserable and she's going to make sure that everyone around her knows it.]

... There's also the possibility that they decided to do this on purpose.

[sys_operator]

[Well, that's all right. He'll just hover here, then.]

... oh my god they're child is going to take over the universe, isn't it?

[tiny_doctor]

[Which is probably a good idea. She's not entirely sure she isn't going to do something regrettable - like puke all over his shoes.

Holding out her hand for the glass of water.]

Quite probably!

[sys_operator]

[Puts the glass of water in her hand, brings the trash can over just in case. With a double-bag lining.]

[tiny_doctor]

Well, that was a brilliant start to the day.

[sys_operator]

Are you sure you're all right?

[tiny_doctor]

I think so. [Finishes the water.] Though I think it's safe to say that the novelty has officially worn off.

[sys_operator]

I understand that changes in another several months. [Very slight smile.]

[tiny_doctor]

I'm going to be huge.

And hormonal.

Are you sure you don't want to flee while you still have the chance?

[sys_operator]

It wouldn't be the worst I've gone through, and I think the results will be worth it.