774. did we get hitched last night?

[ill_find_a_hole]

The Morning After Meme!

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Dude, don't hate. Tasha had to lay her claim yo.

[redinmyledger]

[Natasha moaned as she rolled over, pulling Clint's arm around her a little tighter as if he was a human blanket. She pressed back into him, completely naked apart from a black bow tie and the glinting gold ring around her finger.]

LOL This should be interesting. XDD

[loveshisbow]

[Clint groaned in protest when she shifted and pulled his arm closer to him. This required he move his own aching body closer which required movement. Still, it was better than her yanking his arm off so he shifted closer to the redhead so they were once more spooning on the bed. The blond man was completely naked save for the new addition of a plain gold band wrapped around a very significant finger himself. Rumbling wordlessly, the archer nuzzled his face back into the crook of Natasha's neck until his nose was buried in her hair.]

Verrrrrry interesting >.>

[redinmyledger]

[Natasha exhaled slowly now that they were spooned again, a happy moan leaving her lips as she wriggled back against him to leave no gap between their bodies. As sore and aching as they both were, it always felt better like this. Her free hand managed to come up to curl around his arm, fingers skating over his skin and then rubbing over his hand as she murmured something that could have been Russian.

The caressing stopped however when her fingers found a foreign object on Clint's hand. The ring had her frowning even as her eyes stayed closed and she twisted the band on his finger before checking her own hand.] Clint... wake up...

XD We're so bad

[loveshisbow]

[Clint had absolutely no idea what Natasha was saying whenever she started to murmur things in Russian but they sure were sexy under normal circumstances. Unfortunately, right now all it did was highlight how much his head was fucking killing him as the jackhammer buried in his skull continued to pound away painfully.]

[Making a quiet sound of protest when she nudged him, the blond archer just sulkily buried his face into the pillow and Natasha's neck instead.] Don't wanna. Imma sleep. [The so called asleep man grumbled quietly.]

[redinmyledger]

[She had always prided herself on the fact that hangovers usually had little to no effect but there was no denying they really did get carried away last night, and champagne was always a killer.

She scrunched up her nose as she slowly cracked an eyelid to visually confirm what the knot in her stomach already feared. She moved to lie on her stomach so that she could look at him and placed both their left hands next to his face however uncomfortable it was for her.] M'know, darling, but I need t'see this. [She wanted to focus on the adorableness of a sleepy Clint but something they did last night without her remembering was really interfering with that.]

[loveshisbow]

[He made another soft sound of protest when she continued to talk to him and shift on the bed until their fingers were lined up.] Lemme die in peace, please.

[An accusing, bloodshot eye cracked open. The lid was red and puffy from what had to be one of the worst hangovers in the history of the world.]

[redinmyledger]

Sure, husband. Make me a true widow before we even reach our first anniversary.[She managed to look at him apologetically before dropping her head with a grown and sliding down the bed as she tried to pull the covers up. Whether she was making jokes or not, denial now seemed like a good place to reside.]

[loveshisbow]

[That certainly caught his attention and the red-rimmed eye fell on Natasha's face blearily before looking over to where she was holding their hands up together.] I'm sorry, what?

[And now she decided to go back to sleep? Clint blinked his gritty eyes and tried to focus on his hand where a plain gold band was wrapped around a very important finger on his left hand.]

......no fucking way....

[redinmyledger]

[Not asleep, hiding. Even the great and terrible Widow could take to hiding now and again. She wriggled under the covers as she tried to ignore the silence while Clint woke up and started to absorb.

Finally she looked back up at him, peeking out as her lips twisted wryly.]

Surprise?

So Clint's brain does not implode...is this in the Widow verse or open verse? LOL

[loveshisbow]

Surprise? No, 'surprise' is Ed McMahon showing up on your yard with a check from that clearing house sweepstakes. This is something else entirely, Tasha. [Hiding, riiiight. Clint's definitely wishing he could just bury his head back underneath the covers himself but one of them has to be a realist.]

This is a joke, right? I mean...there's no way... [How many elopements was Clint Barton going to go on in his life? Apparently two at least. Never mind the fact that his marriage with Bobbi had worked out so well.] God. My head is killing me.

Open verse! Not effecting the spider boys verse lol

[redinmyledger]

[Natasha moved as slowly as she could to pull herself back up, disengaging her hand from his so that she could slide her arms around him, and pressed a kiss to his temple. Truth was she didn't even know what to think, or what to even say.

It had been a long time since she'd been married, and it had worked out just as well as his marriage to Bobbi so they were on equal footing there.] It's not like either of us planned it. I don't even remember it, Clint.

I'm hardly doing this to fuck with you.

Clint says 'thank you' he didn't want to be dodging bullets from a pissed of sniper anyway. XDD

[loveshisbow]

[Even though that required he move and therefore made his aching skull hurt more, there was no denying Natasha's gentle kiss against his temple had a sort of placebo effect on the pain because it seemed to ease just a little.]

No, I wasn't thinking you, Tash. Just...seems like some twisted prank Stark or Webs might be pulling on us or something.

Well, duh! We both like the boys in tact and not killing each other <3

[redinmyledger]

[She stroked her fingers against his side gently as she slipped a leg between his and curled close against him.]

If they are, they're already taking their lives into their hands sneaking around us while naked.

Yep!

[loveshisbow]

[Clint slipped his arm around her and pulled the redhead closer so he could go back to burrowing his face into the crook of her neck.]

Mnn true....maybe deal with it later?

[redinmyledger]

[She hummed slightly as he once more buried his face, her free hand coming up to comb lightly at his hair.]

When we're not battling with hangovers on top of shock... [She pressed her lips together briefly.] Would you feel more relieved if it was a joke?

[loveshisbow]

[Clint's voice was somewhat muffled against Natasha's skin.] Would I be a complete asshole if I say yes? Not because of anything with you or what we have though. Just....Birdie and I went down the whole jumping in without looking first route and it didn't end well.

[He pulled back somewhat however so she could see a sliver of his bloodshot eyes.] But it's different with us too. Birdie and me, we didn't know each other and found out we coudln't live together after all. You and I, there ain't a whole lot about each other we don't already know.