I'm a cheap date bu' I'm no' that cheap! It's disheartening ye started on such a low number!
Oh she'd spring f'r any amount if she had it. It's just a wee bit embarrassing t'have her in on th' whole auction ...thing. [Unless that was the idea, then he hates you, Rose Marion Tyler.] An' she doesnae need tae spend fifty pence or fifty pounds just t'see me.
Oh so you're a cheap date, then? I don't know if you should say that where bidders can hear.
[Nooo he doesn't. He doesn't hate her at all. Admit it.] D'you really want to go the whole auction at 50 pence and have no one bid on you? Who else am I going to count on to bid?
Och like that'll matter! What's th' money going towards anyway? Charity? Th'date itself? I can work with 50 pence on a date but it'll be a wee bit difficult t'make it enjoyable.
[Not completely... But there are days!] It'd be a huge blow t'my ego if I didnae get any bidders, I've got a few friends who'd do it.
[Apparently a more active role in bringing up his bidding price... Cybus nearly got to his family all those years ago, thank goodness they were a bit on the technophobic side...] Ah, a'right. I'll see if I can up th'bid a wee bit.
[E-everyone? Pffft! Whose ego is bigger, Tyler, Riley's or hers?] I'll just have tae convince her otherwise, aye? [He nods, smiling a bit.] Och, she's a good friend, known 'er since I was a lad.
[Then apparently she saved his life even before the gunshot incident, didn't she?] Mind, extortion is frowned upon even for orphans, DI Riley.
[It's not an ego if it's true.] If y'can, sure. It's for the orphans. [Lookit her squint, Riley.] How young is a 'lad' in Scottish, again? [Translation: That wasn't on file.]
Starting bid: 23 50 pence
Note: Don't let the girly name put you off, he looks like this
Note The Second: He's a Detective Inspector with an authentic Scottish accent. Don't make his mother come and bid for him, girls.
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And why're ye bringin' me mum into this? Tha's even lower than starting a bid that low!
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Your mum's just an emergency measure! Or d'you mean she won't spring for 50 pence?
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Oh she'd spring f'r any amount if she had it. It's just a wee bit embarrassing t'have her in on th' whole auction ...thing. [Unless that was the idea, then he hates you, Rose Marion Tyler.] An' she doesnae need tae spend fifty pence or fifty pounds just t'see me.
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[Nooo he doesn't. He doesn't hate her at all. Admit it.] D'you really want to go the whole auction at 50 pence and have no one bid on you? Who else am I going to count on to bid?
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[Not completely... But there are days!] It'd be a huge blow t'my ego if I didnae get any bidders, I've got a few friends who'd do it.
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[But she's so endearing!] I count one so far. Lookit that, you're up to 75 pence!
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Endearing to whom? :/] 75 pe-Och, I know Ashley's got more than tha'!
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Everyone. Don't deny it.] S'all she's offering, though. [Cute smile~] S'a nice friend.
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[E-everyone? Pffft! Whose ego is bigger, Tyler, Riley's or hers?] I'll just have tae convince her otherwise, aye? [He nods, smiling a bit.] Och, she's a good friend, known 'er since I was a lad.
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[It's not an ego if it's true.] If y'can, sure. It's for the orphans. [Lookit her squint, Riley.] How young is a 'lad' in Scottish, again? [Translation: That wasn't on file.]
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[Not that she's pulled the assassin and detective game lately. She really should, he's fun when on the hunt]
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