Because it hasn't happened for a while...

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Kurt Hummel ★ GLEE

[justbeingaqueen]

If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it! If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick int it! Oh uh uh oh!

Re: Kurt Hummel ★ GLEE

[woman_or_a_girl]

Kurt, honey, I don't think you meant to send this to me...

[justbeingaqueen]

... oh crap.

[woman_or_a_girl]

What did you drink?

[justbeingaqueen]

I think it was a Jägerbum or four! I mean, bomb :D

[woman_or_a_girl]

OMG, Jagerbum... Kurt, honey, clearly your mind is in a place that only Blaine can help you with. :P

[justbeingaqueen]

I lost his bum! Can't find it!

[woman_or_a_girl]

You've misplaced your other half's bum?

[justbeingaqueen]

Yeah! It was here, and then it was gone, and now it's gone, and I can't find it! It's totally hot, you know.

[woman_or_a_girl]

I know, sweetie. You miss no opportunity to remind me. ;)

[justbeingaqueen]

It's just so nice to hold onto, you know. I'd do that alllllllllllllllllll the time forever if I could! But he says he needs to sit sometimes!

[woman_or_a_girl]

The both of you have lovely bums, darling. But yes, he *does* have to sit on it sometimes.

[justbeingaqueen]

I have pictures! Wanna see? :D

[woman_or_a_girl]

No, babe... Because when you're sober, you'll bitchslap me.

[justbeingaqueen]

Noooooooooooo. Everyone should see how wonderful it is! I'm going to send everyone and show them! :D

[woman_or_a_girl]

Sweetheart, Blaine doesn't want all of us looking at his bum. But I would like to drink some Jagerbombs myself. :P