'The Rabbit Done Died' Meme

[spaceshadowfax]

The Rabbit Done Died
"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.

Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're
downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession

Comments

John Hart | Torchwood | Mother or father, you decide

[hart_john]

[hart_john]

[John sighs.] Yeah, well...

[bprd_trevor]

What makes you think this time will be any different?

idek - but i rolled a 2

[foundahome]

[She sends him a text...]

Remember that drunken night in London?

New favorite person ever!

[hart_john]

[Texts like that can either lead to something very good or very bad. But he still texts back.]

Of course. Asking for a repeat?

Yay! <3

[foundahome]

[If it were possible to show how angry she was through text, Kate would.]

No. You fucking got me pregnant!

I suck at tagging >.>

[hart_john]

I did what?

[Not what he usually hears, he has to admit.]

It's okay! I totally forgot about this. XD

[foundahome]

You got me pregnant! Do I have to spell it out to you?

[hart_john]

[He takes a while before responding, trying to think of what to say.]

How far along are you?

[foundahome]

About four months.

[And now she's going to wait for him to ask if she's sure it's his since most guys are stupid like that.]

[hart_john]

[He would, of course, deny the fact that he's stupid, but he's still going to ask anyway because the idea boggles him.]

And you're sure it's mine?

[foundahome]

Are you saying I sleep around?

[hart_john]

No, of course not!

[foundahome]

Right. So what are we gonna do about it?

[hart_john]

What do you want to do about it?

[foundahome]

Do you want the baby?