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574. you feeling lucky

Dec 14, 2011 17:11

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Samantha Cole - OC know_how_u_feel December 14 2011, 23:41:36 UTC

Preemptive courtesy warning... because Sam can be slutty. >.> Sometimes.

Re: Samantha Cole - OC centerishome December 16 2011, 03:31:19 UTC

Psh. I'm no coward. Dare!

Re: Samantha Cole - OC know_how_u_feel December 16 2011, 03:52:58 UTC

I dare you... to pick anyone here (Page 1 of the meme) and booty dance with them. Bonus points if you get them to dance back.

Re: Samantha Cole - OC centerishome December 16 2011, 04:01:16 UTC

Uh. *looks around trying to figure out who's least likely to press charges* Just go up to someone and booty dance with them?

Okay..

Re: Samantha Cole - OC know_how_u_feel December 16 2011, 04:04:51 UTC

*Watches intently then cracks up. Yeah, his dance moves haven't improved much over the years. If she'd done any prior planning she would have requested the safety dance. XD*

*When he's done, she cheers.* Oh nice!

Re: Samantha Cole - OC centerishome December 16 2011, 04:09:03 UTC

*Hey, Ellen DeGeneres says there is no such thing as dorky dancing and Clarke takes Ellen's word seriously*

Yeah, I have "moves."

Re: Samantha Cole - OC know_how_u_feel December 16 2011, 04:11:22 UTC

*Yeah okay, Clarke*

I pick truth.

Re: Samantha Cole - OC centerishome December 16 2011, 04:18:58 UTC

Truth! Okay, fine.

What's the weirdest place you've had sex?

Re: Samantha Cole - OC know_how_u_feel December 16 2011, 04:25:28 UTC

Yeah, truth. *Sticks her tongue out.*

Let's see... Okay. I had sex in some random closet in a church recently. *Nods* Little sacrilegious but it was hot.

Re: Samantha Cole - OC centerishome December 16 2011, 04:29:57 UTC

A church? Was it with the priest?!

Re: Samantha Cole - OC know_how_u_feel December 16 2011, 04:31:36 UTC

...Kinda? He didn't call himself that though. He said he's a paladin.

Re: Samantha Cole - OC centerishome December 16 2011, 04:36:12 UTC

Sam! I don't know what a paladin is but that's still kind of hilarious. Do I get the story or is that for another day when we aren't playing this game?

I guess I'll say truth this time also.

Re: Samantha Cole - OC know_how_u_feel December 16 2011, 04:39:31 UTC

There's not much of a story. I met him. We talked a little bit. Then the next time I saw him was in this church. He wanted it. I want it. There was kissing and then we ended up in a closet.

Alright! What is the weirdest or funniest thing you've ever done with your penis when no one was watching?

Re: Samantha Cole - OC centerishome December 16 2011, 04:45:49 UTC

Why were you at a church? Are you gonna see him again?

*glances down at his penis*

Once I put one of those fake tattoo sleeve things on it. That was pretty funny.

Re: Samantha Cole - OC know_how_u_feel December 16 2011, 04:51:52 UTC

I go to church sometimes! *She replies a little defensively then quietly added* But I was dropping off some stuff from the hospital. Actually, I have seen him again. I really like him but... I don't know how it would work.

*She laughs.* You didn't!

Re: Samantha Cole - OC centerishome December 16 2011, 05:02:35 UTC

He's one of those priests who can't get married, hm?

I just wanted to see what it would look like!

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