OUR TWIN AU HAHAHAahahaxdaddyNovember 29 2011, 14:16:11 UTC
[ Wesley, you are a bitch this is Erik dragging the covers back to his side of the bed. Very unpleasantly. He doesn't take kindly to being hit by this twin's elbow ok. Charles was never this annoying in bed!
He doesn't mind the cat, unlike its master, the cat is actually pretty tolerable, and so he shares the blankets with the cat. Bad Wesley. Buy a bigger fucking bed, asshole. Not one from ikea. ]
>8| no erik you're the bitch.mostawkwardNovember 29 2011, 16:48:21 UTC
[goddamit, if you wanted charles in bed, then you should've gone after charles. and fuck you, don't diss his ikea bed. some of us aren't as rich as our emotionally retarded brothers with their equally emotionally retarded boyfriends.
those blankets aren't going to budge because if there's one thing that wesley learnt from charles that's worth using, it's how to make a wesleyburrito with blankets. also, he will encroach on your space. at the end of the day wesley still thinks it's his damned bed, and he doesn't really care about the other person on the other side of it. as far as he's concerned they're supposed to leave after the fucking, because that is what his girlfriend always did, and he got used to it. this bed is his own and HE'LL DO WHAT HE WANTS. 8| ]
[ Well this time he wanted Wesley, didn't he? And they'd pretty much gone quite a few good rounds, haven't they? Now quit whining! And ikea beds suck okay. Why doesn't Wes get a better one, ugh.
Erik is shoving him and grunting, and plz to not be all up in his grill personal bed space thank you. So this is him setting his proper space and Wesley can be squished to the wall ok. And he's not any of his girlfriends, there will be no fucking off after the fucking if Erik doesn't feel like it! ]
[wesley always sleeps facing the wall, anyway, which is a habit he picked up on his former life ignoring his girlfriend. he settles into his blanketburrito quite nicely, ignoring the fact that he's being pushed to a corner or something because the blankets are thick enough and anyway he's fucking cold and sore. eventually, erik's gonna stop and leave, he's sure of this.
after a few minutes of the fact that erik is still in his bed and taking his space, he says,]
Holy fuck, man, you can like, leave now and do something useful, like make breakfast or feed my cat or some shit. I am totally not in the mood for pillow talk or any of the fuckery that you do with Charles. Cry with each other regarding your feelings, probably.
Shut up. [ Erik tunes out the moment Wesley starts his second word, and decides to doze beside him. Also Wes makes an awful blanketburrito, for the record. And it's obvious he's not leaving at all, because he's pretty much just chilling there and tugging on one end of the blanket.
there might be a cat snuggling with your feet, but for the most part, wesley sleeps totally okay facing the wall and not having to deal with erik.]
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He doesn't mind the cat, unlike its master, the cat is actually pretty tolerable, and so he shares the blankets with the cat. Bad Wesley. Buy a bigger fucking bed, asshole. Not one from ikea. ]
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those blankets aren't going to budge because if there's one thing that wesley learnt from charles that's worth using, it's how to make a wesleyburrito with blankets. also, he will encroach on your space. at the end of the day wesley still thinks it's his damned bed, and he doesn't really care about the other person on the other side of it. as far as he's concerned they're supposed to leave after the fucking, because that is what his girlfriend always did, and he got used to it. this bed is his own and HE'LL DO WHAT HE WANTS. 8| ]
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Erik is shoving him and grunting, and plz to not be all up in his grill personal bed space thank you. So this is him setting his proper space and Wesley can be squished to the wall ok. And he's not any of his girlfriends, there will be no fucking off after the fucking if Erik doesn't feel like it! ]
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after a few minutes of the fact that erik is still in his bed and taking his space, he says,]
Holy fuck, man, you can like, leave now and do something useful, like make breakfast or feed my cat or some shit. I am totally not in the mood for pillow talk or any of the fuckery that you do with Charles. Cry with each other regarding your feelings, probably.
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Tugging very sharply. ]
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[NOT BUDGING. GO NAKED FOR ALL HE CARES, THE BLANKETS ARE HIS.]
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