Comments | memebells: IC ANON MEME

Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 20:42:26 UTC

Why are our captors so mean? Did no one ever hug them when they were children?

Not talking about you, pretty girl captor who gave me beetles!

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 20:43:20 UTC

Ve! Oh wait, this is anonymous, isn't it? Pretend you didn't see me talk about the girl captor who gave me beetles! Pretty girl captors give people beetles in Ruby City all the time!

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 20:56:13 UTC

Wait.

You're telling me people who would kidnap a bunch of people across space and time and then make them deal with an invasion of zombies aren't nice?

Stop the fucking presses.

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 21:34:43 UTC

At least things seem to be calm. I do wish they weren't such sticklers for manners. What's polite about mass kidnapping?

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 21:46:58 UTC

Well, they're pretty bad at this kidnapping business. They forgot to bring my white flag!

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 22:23:34 UTC

Their politness feels somehow wrong. They are kidnappers and yet they say they're at one's service.

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 22:43:17 UTC

I fail to see anything wrong with villains being polite.

I wish the villain in my life would be polite. He comes out of seemingly nowhere to cackle evilly and shout. I wish he wouldn't.

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 21:45:46 UTC

We have printing presses in Ruby City? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 22:00:28 UTC

i personally think that even though their actions as a whole are highly questionable and i do not agree with them at a personal level theyre not all that bad
well at least im pretty certain that some of them arent
some of them are ok even if they dont seem like it

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 22:06:19 UTC

I hope the beetles are kept in a manner that is appropriate for the species.

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Re: Captors anonymous November 28 2011, 22:13:06 UTC

Ve~ I'm going to grind them into dust to make paint. Do you think that is appropriate? I want to be appropriate!

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chassie_npc November 28 2011, 22:30:28 UTC

...I get hugs!

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chassie_npc November 28 2011, 22:31:08 UTC

...oops

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anonymous November 28 2011, 22:37:13 UTC

I'm pretty sure it was just a figure of speech.

I mean, there's obviously way more wrong with you guys than you not getting enough hugs.

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anonymous November 28 2011, 22:46:08 UTC

Hey! You can't say cruel things to a child! You might make her cry! Children deserve to be treated with love and care.

I'll give you a hug if you like, bellina!

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