*unless you are a severely depressed robot who cannot really die, only lose consciousness for periods of time with a mind stored on disc that can be restored at any time, possibly at multiple places at the same time, and then thus experience exponentially more misery than said robot is used to experiencing at once.
I want you to know that there was an infinite amount of effort put into searching each and every one of my circuits and every single bit of my massive, giant brain, before I answer this.
Well, as long as someone does. I know, someone needs to keep a very close watch on that loose-cannon robot of yours. Goodness knows, he may sit down for a moment and not have any mindcrushingly menial tasks to do, and that is unnaceptable.
Fine. I will be on standby to be dumped off at some convenient semi-sacrificial point in the future, so don't pretend to feel bad when that happens, I already know it will.
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i think zaphod still wants to go.
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It's just going to kill all of you faster, anyway.
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well, you only live once, might as well do it in a cafe that seats you upside down as you chew.
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*unless you are a severely depressed robot who cannot really die, only lose consciousness for periods of time with a mind stored on disc that can be restored at any time, possibly at multiple places at the same time, and then thus experience exponentially more misery than said robot is used to experiencing at once.
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have you ever met a robot just like you? would that make you feel less - ( delete delete! )
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No.
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so, i can safely assume you're not coming with us to the cafe, then.
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I just won't like it.
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( written in a caring and a please-don't-make-other-computers-commit-suicide sort of way )
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