if you love it so much, why dont you take it outside and cum on it?

[membranerobot]

last night i ate a large portion of sushi. my father told me i could not have any sake because i had taken a vicodin right before we left for dinner. oh well, sake is great and i ended up drinking anyways at joes place after dinner. whenever i start drinking im thinking to myself "wow i love alcohol" like, the first beer is always so satisfying.

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[the_cooze]

because it's sweet.

would you rather be addicted to raping babies?

if you had to choose, which would it be?