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Ladies' Sewing Circle and Social Gathering - 13 Griffin Way, Wednesday Evening

Mar 18, 2009 10:27

There were no harpies. There was no cereal falling from the sky. There was no sign of peas and clover being in any kind of cabinet anywhere ( Read more... )

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Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 18 2009, 20:06:21 UTC

"Good evening, sir," Mina greeted Minsc. "I trust you are well?"

Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 19 2009, 00:47:54 UTC

"If one does not take a stand some time, all sense of propriety dissolves," Mina said. "We might as well strip naked and smear ourselves with the blood of animals."

Re: Mingling and Refreshments berserkerminsc March 19 2009, 00:50:08 UTC

Minsc blinked. And then a small, hopeful expression flashed over his face. "Can w--"

And then he stopped himself, chuckling at Lady Wilhelmina a little nervously.

"Er, I mean...or we could just shove sticks up our--"

He stopped himself there, too. "Err. Well, it is all in fun and not nearly as bad as all that, really, now, Lady Wilhelmina."

Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 19 2009, 00:55:50 UTC

Mina paused.

"Were you about to suggest we should strip naked and smear ourselves with blood?"

Re: Mingling and Refreshments berserkerminsc March 19 2009, 00:58:37 UTC

"...You did bring it up first, Lady Wilhelmina," Minsc pointed out.

Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 19 2009, 01:02:28 UTC

"I seem to have lost sense of what this conversation is about," Mina said, since now her mind was stuck on the image of, well, naked Minsc smeared with blood.

Re: Mingling and Refreshments berserkerminsc March 19 2009, 01:07:04 UTC

"My new name for the group not being a hit with everyone, apparently," Minsc offered helpfully, completely oblivious of any such thoughts.

Well, okay, not completely oblivious, but contrary to what Lady Wilhelmina seemed to suggest, he did have some sense of decency and was trying not to think about it. Because, really, bathing in blood made him think of fighting gnolls, and fighting gnolls made him think of Dynaheir, which left his brain thinking of someone naked and spotted with blood, but no one currently in the room.

Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 19 2009, 01:24:08 UTC

"Right," Mina said. "I... well, it is only a name," she finally conceded.

Re: Mingling and Refreshments berserkerminsc March 19 2009, 01:29:22 UTC

"I will try my best," Minsc offered, "to give it it's proper title in your company, Lady Wilhelmina."

Too bad Minsc couldn't remember the proper title at this point. All he could think of was The NOT Dancing Around Naked in Blood Group now.

Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 19 2009, 01:56:18 UTC

"I appreciate the consideration," Mina said, with a tiny cough. "Thank you."

Re: Mingling and Refreshments berserkerminsc March 19 2009, 02:01:15 UTC

"You're welcome, Lady Wilhelmina!" said Minsc, brightly suddenly, mostly because he'd already half forgotten some of the conversation, but also because he was wondering if maybe fight club could be naked with lots of blood.

...No. No, he mostly sparred with Sir Deadpool, and they had the lots of blood thing down. Minsc did not feel comfortable with the naked part being introduced there.

Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 19 2009, 02:14:12 UTC

"I do suddenly realize, however," Mina said. "That I have absolutely nothing to sew."

Re: Mingling and Refreshments berserkerminsc March 19 2009, 02:17:26 UTC

"You could always just give your shirt a little rip, Lady Wilhelmina, and then you would!"

The astonishing thing about that statement was that it was honestly said with utter innocence.

Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 19 2009, 02:18:40 UTC

"That would require me to remove my shirt, sir," Mina said, eyebrow raised.

Re: Mingling and Refreshments berserkerminsc March 19 2009, 02:28:58 UTC

"Oh, well, not necessarily," Minsc reasoned, "although you are right that it would make things a bit easier."

Re: Mingling and Refreshments funnyways March 19 2009, 02:35:28 UTC

"And it would leave me rather unfortunately exposed," Mina added.

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