i'm bored so i hooked up my printer and printed stuff
i'm going to play video games for 15 minutes and then i'm going to go to the gym.

i love you

not you, YOU!

the lingus hop

im waiting for my girlfriend to come over but i hope she takes a long time so i can watch the last 20 minutes of this World Wrestling Entertainment film production "Legendary" starring john cena.

some really fat guy went up to my date last night while she was singing karaoke and said something about how she was sexy or something. then 5 minutes later he comes up to me and said "hey, did you see me hitting on your girlfriend? awkward right?!"

who does that?

I'm going to go to the Mens Wearhouse and get this tuxedo for my friend's wedding. I have a feeling that the people at the men's wearhouse won't call me a "fuckin' clown" like the people at the mafia guys clothing store.

"you can wear the pink shirt with the polkadot bowtie, if you wanna look like a fuckin' clown!"

CORN BLAST.

:(

do 2011 right.
don't use AXE products

don't drink TAB

new years resolution: 6 pack abs dawg

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i could watch this over and over forever

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