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[melodiousballad]

...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

[[ His friend back home heard he was getting interested in Human Sexuality, so she sent him this as a random present. He's currently sitting in Gryffindor's common room staring at it. ]]

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[honeyhaninozuka]

What is it, Dem-chan? ?_?

[melodiousballad]

it's....a book.

[honeyhaninozuka]

But books are nice, right?

[melodiousballad]

Uh...well normally but this one is particularly...interstesting and not in the good way. Though some people might think it's useful.

[onetruejustice]

Is something the matter?

[melodiousballad]

My friend Linde sent me a book about...Cunnilingus.

[onetruejustice]

.......................

[melodiousballad]

._.

[gogglez_baby]

-Blinks. Walks over to see.- Oi, what'cha got the--

...

-Walks away.-

[melodiousballad]

D: I SWEAR I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THIS SORT OF THING. Well that's not the total truth BUT EVEN STILL.

[gogglez_baby]

YEAH RIGHT! THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT IT, HENTAI? DX SICKO

[melodiousballad]

IT'S NOT HENTAI IT'S WRITTEN TEXT WITH SOME RANDOM GRAPHIC PICTURES!

DX BESIDES IT'S FOCUSED ON WOMEN DOING WOMEN. I'M RESEARCHING HUMAN SEXUALITY!

[proudgreenauror]

*would laugh his head off if he wasn't still in the Hospital Wing*

[_alittlelonger]

...you might not want to be reading that out where everyone can see.

[melodiousballad]

It's not like I knew Linde was sending me this D:

[_alittlelonger]

I think you've had plenty of time to figure out what it is by now.

[melodiousballad]

...I knew what it was the moment I saw the title of the book.