I WILL BEAT BOBBY FLAY LIKE A MAN.

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Notice that it doesn't specify how one is to beat Bobby Flay, just that one is to beat him.

And since he describes making an omelet as a 'flambee', it's clear that he himself has a very fast-and-loose relationship with English semantics.

Therefore, I propose to beat Bobby Flay with pistols at dawn.

Thoughts?

Comments

[silverzephyr13]

FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN, MOST PEOPLE'S RESPONSE TO HOW ANNOYING THIS COMMERCIAL IS IS TO WANT TO AVOID WATCHING FOOD NETWORK UNTIL IT STOPS AIRING.
MY RESPONSE TO HOW ANNOYING THIS COMMERCIAL IS IS WATCHING IT ON YOUTUBE OVER AND OVER.

Also...he's an Iron Chef. So I think golf clubs are a relevant way of beating him right?

[stunt_muppet]

If it makes you feel any better, most of the cooks on the show beat him. Not with physical implements, though.

(There are so many Iron Chefs I like so much better who could have gotten this show, really.)