Keillor's Law and Nathan's Corollary

[melengro]

I love sweet corn. It truly is better than sex! I'm not lying! All across the Midwest tonight, a husband and wife will finish what husbands and wives do, and the wife will ask the husband: "How was that?" And, if the man is honest, he'll say "Well, it wasn't sweet corn, but it was nice." It's a fact! Sweet corn is better than sex!...fresh sweet

Comments

[silverzephyr13]

I THINK A LOT OF THINGS ARE BETTER THAN SEX.
BET YOU COULDN'T SEE THAT COMING!