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[melancholic_god]

I don't understand what's happening~~

I keep on crying~~ Am I pregnant? I don't wanna be pregnant, wahhhhh! And I don't remember doing anything! Can you get pregnant from kissing someone with a wet bathing suit on? I heard that once. *hiccup* I don't want it....

Comments

[itsukisabastard]

Haruhi-chan~ CHEER UP!! THATS NO WAY TO BE!!

and thats not how you get pregnant silly~ its much more complecated than that~~~

[melancholic_god]

Uh, oh, ok... *sniff*

It's not? Then how is it?

[itsukisabastard]

NO CRYING >|

XD

Nope! You have to have a penis, and a vagina, and then the penis goes in and theres lots of sweating and rapid movements and then CUM! YOU HAVE A BABY!!! :D

[melancholic_god]

;-;

Why would anyone want to do that?! It doesn't sound very good... And I don't want a baby! Waaaah!

[foulserpent]

[melancholic_god]

Ummm, ummm, I donno, but I'm feeling very strange today and when you feel strange it means you're pregnant, right?

[foulserpent]

[melancholic_god]

But then... why do people keep telling me different things? I don't know what's true anymore! Waaah!

[anonymous]

I HEARD YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM HOLDING HANDS

[melancholic_god]

What, really? Oh no, oh no, what do I do...?

[outlaw_on_guard]

Heh! Silly girl.

Everyone knows that you get pregnant by breathing the same air as someone.

[melancholic_god]

What? Oh no, what should I do... I've been breathing all my life...

[outlaw_on_guard]

Don't worry, kid. It's just certain air.

[melancholic_god]

C-certain air?