Chocolate is my Frenemy

Sep 10, 2009 14:13


*she says as she stuffs the last bite of a brownie in her mouth*

But seriously.  *chew*chew*  I love chocolate in the unhealthy way a drug addict loves their drug.  I crave chocolate like a heroin addict on withdrawl but without the side effect of getting skinny.  No, instead it adds to my weight.  The bitch.  *licks crumbs from fingers*

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ofenjen September 10 2009, 18:25:13 UTC
Chocolate is my frenemy, too. nomnomnom!

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mela_lyn September 10 2009, 18:33:17 UTC
I would share the brownies if there were any left... I got the Betty Crocker triple chocolate Hershey's ones. We (that's the married 'we', not the royal 'we', mind you i'm feeling the royal 'we') don't like the ones with the chocolate sauce b/c it tastes gross but that one is chocolate chucnks. OMG... mmmmmmmmm ( ... )

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ofenjen September 10 2009, 18:37:10 UTC
Oh man, that cake sounds DIVINE. I made a cake that was covered in little Hershey Bars once, but they were just stuck to the icing. That's what the boy wanted, so that's what he got!

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mela_lyn September 10 2009, 20:02:36 UTC
Skip the icing. It's better that way. :)

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mtlawson September 10 2009, 19:31:23 UTC
Believe it or not, but one of the preschool teachers the kids had hated chocolate. And her brother-in-law worked for Hershey.

I've been on the receiving end of "you DIDN'T get any chocolate chips for the ice cream!!!" ::grabs shirt and shakes me:: reaction from my wife, so I make a point of bringing home a bag of Ghirardelli (or Kroger's Belgian chips) whenever I go grocery shopping.

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mela_lyn September 10 2009, 20:04:04 UTC
Sam understands the need for chocolate and always sharing the last drop if there is little left. ESPECIALLY when I'm ... cranky mode.

You know, the other day he turned to me and said 'you're PMSing, aren't you?' before I even knew it. And we've only been married 5 years. He's a fast learner. Or rather a survivor. Take your pick. Heck, in marriage, for the guy, it might be the same thing...

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mtlawson September 10 2009, 20:10:08 UTC
Survivor. Trust me, he's a survivor.

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mela_lyn September 10 2009, 21:06:38 UTC
Oh how I hope he reads this entry... and your replies. :)

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macbeaner September 10 2009, 21:34:11 UTC
GAH! I shake my fist at you! I WANT chocolate! Now! :(

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mela_lyn September 10 2009, 21:47:46 UTC
You suffering too? I know I am. *hands over brownies* Read the other comments for an easy orgasmic chocolate pie recipe. :) *evil grin*

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